David Dhawan ka Beta Shikhar Dhawan
Issi Beech 'Alia Bhatt' Ne David Dhawan Ko Unke Bete Shikhar Dhawan Ke Shatak Maarne Par Badhayi Di!
Yah Sun Kar David Dhawan Phone Par
Aloknath's Bahu - Bas Kar Budhhe
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : Buddhe ab bas bhi kar !!
Aloknath : Arre I mean
Michael Jackson is a god
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After a whi
Bush Aur Laalu
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Bush:Haan!
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Judge- Chhod Do is masoom ko
Judge- Kya Sabut Hai ki jab accident hua tab tum car tej nahi chla rahe the..
Victim- Sir Me apni wife ko lene sasural ja ra tha.
Ju
Santa - Ton Ton ton
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
Stupid Santa
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was same king's skelet
Santa Cheated By Shopkeeper
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Santa Singh Married
The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.'
The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.'
Santa says. 'Santa
Pati - Daaru Pekar Ghar Aaya
Pati- Daru Peekar Raat Ko Late Ghar Aata Hai.
Patni- Haath Me Jhhadu Liye Samne Khadi Dhikti Hai.
Pati- Kitna Kaam Karegi Tu Raat..
Ke 2 Bje Hai So
Girl Rocked Boy Shocked
Boy : Where write your name ?
On the hand or in the heart ?
Girl : love me so much
Boy : try and see
Girl : Then write on the property paper
Girl
After Coffee With karan
After coffee with karan
Star world TV is planning:-
Tea with Modi
Horlicks with Rahul &
Cough syrup with Arvind.
Boy to Girl we cant get married
Boy : Yesterday I went to your home
It seems we can not get married
Girl : Why, did Papa meet ?
Boy : No, I met your younger sister
Imaandar Kejriwal
सुबह का बेईमान
अगर शाम को केजरीवाल के
साथ हो ले…
तो उसे
Modi Ji ka Road Show
मोदी जी का वाराणसी रोड शो बिलकुल फ़्लॉप…
उसमें सिर्
Ek Aurat Chunao Me Khadi Hui
एक औरत चुनाव में खड़ी हुई
सहेली – वाह बहन तुम तो चुनाव
Chamche- Ab Hoga Insaaf
भाई माफ़ी मांगता फिर रहा है,
बहन चुनाव लड़ने से मना कर
Husband and wife wish
Wife : I wish, i was newspaper so i would be in your hands all-day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspapers so i could have a
Two Golden Rules For Happy rules
Two Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage
1-The wife is always right.
2-When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again.
Boys B
Find Expiry Date In Marriage Certificate
A wife to her husband : “Honey, what are you doing?”
Husband : I am reading our marriage certificate.
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