Single Life Vs Married Life
When you are single you see happy couple every where,
.
But
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When u r married
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you see Happy Singles every where...
Funny jokes yo momma
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
Funny Joke of the day
बॉयफ्रेंड ने बार बार गर्लफ्रेंड को
चॉकलेट खिला प्यार
Pati Fir Lapata ho Gaya
पति ने पत्नी का हालचाल जानने के लिए टाइप किया, अब कैसा है स
Ladki Ke Sapno Ka Rajkumar
वो टाइम गया जब लडकिया सपनो के राजकुमार को घोडो पर देखती है
Butter aur chuna jo miley lagate jao
एक हाथ में मक्खन रखो
और
एक हाथ में चूना…
जह
Nikamma Darji
पप्पू - दुपट्टा फंसा था आज पड़ोसन कामेरे शर्ट की बाजू में...
Dukhi Student
एक दुखी छात्र...ये तो अच्छा है कि परीक्षा का कोई एग्जिट
Alia to Trump
Trump: Trump said “There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.”
Alia: shayad dictionary ka Naya version Aaya Hoga, Mujhe p
Alia bhatt ke ghar chori
Alia Bhatt- Kal raat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaava
sab samaan le gaya,
Varun- TV kyon nahi legaya ?
Alia Bhatt- TV toh mai Dekh ra
Zehar Ka Tod
अगर आपका सिर दर्द कर रहा है तो आलिया से सवाल पूछे
क्यों
Alia bhatt on KBC
Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
A. A Peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
&
Guardians of galaxy
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
NASA Organize a party
ALLEN: How does NASA organize a party?
LUCAS: I don’t know.
ALLEN: They planet.
Bruce lee kick chuck norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
Harry Pottar Jokes
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
Reporter bihar me lalu se
Ek Reporter Bihar Mein Lalu Ji Ka Interview Le Rahi Thhi.
Reporter: “Lalu Ji, Dekhiye Bihar Mein Aurto Ke Pass Pahan Ne Ke Liye Pure Ka
Mathias And Albert
MATHIAS: How do celebrities stay cool?
ALBERT: How?
MATHIAS: By staying close to their fans.
Funny Jokes
If kim kardashian was a donut what kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
First Black Father
Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.
