Manmohan singh in clinic
Doctor To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.
Doctor: “Sir, At Least In My Clinic, Please Open Your Mouth“
Common in obama and tiger woods
Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They're both trying to screw everybody!
Mother - You Enjoyed First Day of School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Job interviewer and Mr jeffries
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
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Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my b
China One Billion Population
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand ot
Patient - I have pain in my eye
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Foreigner Boy call 911
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The u
best all time jokes
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and
A Genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the isl
Girl - you are good dancer except two things
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Little Johnny feels guilty
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Joh
Doctor and Patient
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months?
Clever Santa
How can Santa kill a lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O
Idiot Santa
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost h
santa - my number is 4
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Santa - My numbe
latest joke santa banta
Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all th
Santa- What is the name your car
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All
Salesman vs Santa
Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Santa: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!
Very Funny santa Banta jokes
Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.
‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta
Boss- where are you born
Boss: Where were you born?
santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
