Inerviewer to santa
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but forgot to stop it!!
Bank Manger to santa
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
Boyfriend- I sent those pics to her dad
Boy: My Girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pics of her with her new boyfriend.
Friend: Really Bad, What did you do? Boy: I sent those pics to he
Kabootar Se Diya Love Letter
Girlfriend and Boyfriend ne fix kiya ki ab baat mobile se na karke Kabutar se karenge.
1 din Girlfriend ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.
Boy
Shadi Ke Baad GF Se Pyar
गर्लफ्रेंड : क्या तुम शादी के बाद भी मुझसे इतना ही प्यार
GF In The Club
Boyfriend: Babe What You Doing?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Really Tired.
Just Going To Sleep Now Honey. And You Sweetheart?
Boy
GF- Are you sure you love me
Girlfriend: Are your sure that you love me only?
Boyfriend: Yes dear, i have checked my whole list..
Premi- Bhagwan Ne Tumhe Itna Sundar Kyu Banaya
प्रेमी: भगवान ने तुम्हें इतना सुंदर बनाने के बाद इतना मूर
BJP Aur Congress ke Log
एक लड़के ने एक लड़की को कमल का फूल दिया
लड़की ने उसे थप्पड़
BF GF Like Kidneys
Boyfriend And Girlfriend Are Like Liver Kidney. Boy Is Liver And Girl Is Kidney. If Liver Fails, Kidney Fails. If Kidney Fails. Liver Manages
Fight Between GF And BF
Girlfriend: I want to end our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let's start
Sonu - Monu
सोनू: यदि आपकी प्रेमिका खूबसूरत, समझदार, ध्यान रखने
Two Thing In Politics
There are two things that are important in politics. The first is money, and I can’t remember the second.
Aam Aadmi,Aam janta
मैंने एक समझदार व्यक्ति से पूछा –
साहब आदमी या जनता स
Santa Banta,Pappu Sab Khatam
अमेजन आया तो मार्किट से खरीददारी खत्म,
यूट्यूब आया तो विड
My talking Parrot Disappeared
A frightened man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”
“Why did you come here? Go to the reg
Kejriwali ki 70 seat
अरबिंद केजरीवाल की “सत्तर” सीटें
आ रही हैं.
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Political Promises
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Rahul Gandhi meets kejriwal
राहुल गाँधी से मिलने एक दिन केजरीवाल आये।
राहुल गाँधी
Man vs Man
Q: What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?
A: In a capitalist society, man exploits man, and in a socialist one, it&rs
