Maa Aur Biwi Ka Vishwas
मां और बीबी को कभी विश्वास दिलाने की जरुरत नही होती…
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Pakistan Ke Medal
एक बात समझ में नहीं आती मेरे !
पाकिस्तान हमसे 4 बार लड़ा
Biwi- Ek Sutta Mujhe Bhi Do
एक लड़के की नई-नई शादी हुई...
दोस्त से सलाह ली कि पत्नी
Bhagwan Se Sawaal
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako
Kanjoos Aadmi
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent
ICU Me Hosh Aaya
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
Shararti ladka
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Finding Nemo
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding
I was in the restroom
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine
The principal is so dumb
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Gir
Jacob- Why Teacher wearing sunglasses
Jacob: Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?
Leonard: Why?
Jacob: She had bright students!
Nate- School is cave People
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Wife- today i want to relax
Wife:
Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three tickets?
Wife: you and your parents.
Horror night And Beautiful Night
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Beautiful night is,
When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is,
When your te
Anna - Elephant Baby
Anna: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Ben: That’s impossible. Whose baby?
Bush Aur Laalu
Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai?
Laaloo: No!
Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai?
Bush:Haan!
L
Judge- Chhod Do is masoom ko
Judge- Kya Sabut Hai ki jab accident hua tab tum car tej nahi chla rahe the..
Victim- Sir Me apni wife ko lene sasural ja ra tha.
Ju
Mother - You Enjoyed First Day of School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Job interviewer and Mr jeffries
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
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Mr. Jeffries: "Personally I believe my b
China One Billion Population
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand ot
