Girl- tell me about salmaan khan
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
But I really love you!
Girl : I love you too, but tell me m
Mahesh Bhatt- Seema Par Golibari Ho rahi hai
Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab Hain.
Alia Bhatt: Mere Hisaab Se Seema Ko Kuchh Din Ghar Par
Rakhi Sawant Goes to insurance Office
Once Rakhi goes to Insurance Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Insurance Agent: Sorry Madam, We do not insure Public Property.
Salmaan- Aaj Kuch toofani karte hai
Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:
Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!
Bhai tu shaadi karle toofan Teri zindagi mein apne
Daaru Piyo Bhai daaru
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo.
Bollywood Me Pyar Karne Ka Pesa Lagta Hai
Film me sharukh khan kajol ko pyar kar raha tha..
Wife : Dekho Sarukh kajol ko kitna pyar karta hai !1
Husband : To ?
Wife : Tum bhi mujhe aaisehi
Bollywood funny jokes
Bollywood funny joke
‘Aaaaau!’
‘Wooooww!’
‘Aaaaau!’
‘Wooooww!’
‘Aaaaaaau!’
&
Going for a movie
Pappu apne dosto se :
Akshay kumar ki nayi movie aa rahi hai …
Naam”Toilet”
Ab dosto ko kya kahe
“Chalo toilet dekhne cha
Aloknath's Bahu - Bas Kar Budhhe
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : Buddhe ab bas bhi kar !!
Aloknath : Arre I mean
Michael Jackson is a god
A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?”
“Both son. God is both.”
After a whi
Guardians of galaxy
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
NASA Organize a party
ALLEN: How does NASA organize a party?
LUCAS: I don’t know.
ALLEN: They planet.
Bruce lee kick chuck norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
Harry Pottar Jokes
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
Reporter bihar me lalu se
Ek Reporter Bihar Mein Lalu Ji Ka Interview Le Rahi Thhi.
Reporter: “Lalu Ji, Dekhiye Bihar Mein Aurto Ke Pass Pahan Ne Ke Liye Pure Ka
Mathias And Albert
MATHIAS: How do celebrities stay cool?
ALBERT: How?
MATHIAS: By staying close to their fans.
Funny Jokes
If kim kardashian was a donut what kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
First Black Father
Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.
Manmohan singh in clinic
Doctor To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.
Doctor: “Sir, At Least In My Clinic, Please Open Your Mouth“
Common in obama and tiger woods
Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They're both trying to screw everybody!
