India Ke Pass Bomb Defusor hai 
 
American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA, BRITNEY
Jaise Item BOMB hai.
Tumhare paas kya hai?
Indian: Hamare paas IMRAN HASMI
Jaise BOMB DEFUSER
Paul baba Ki Bhavishyavani 
पॉल द आक्टोपस ने फीफा वर्ल्ड कप में बिलकुल सटीक भविष्यवा
Best Master Plan 
 
 
 
KARAN JOHAR’S master plan…
 
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai – *Luv ur frnds*…
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Kabhi Kh
Adnan Sami Ke Ghar Me Chor 
1 Baar Adnan Sami ke ghar mein chor aaya..
Adnan chor ke upar baitha aur bola Ramu police ko bula.
Ramu – Sahab chappal nahi mil rahi.
CHOR b
Ajeet Ke Baccho Ka Naam 
 
Raabert: Boss mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter.
Raabert: Boss or doosre ka?
Ajeet: Repeater.
Search Rajnikant in Google 
यदि आप गूगल पर रजनीकांत को गलत स्पेलिंग से सर्च करेंगे, तो
Kutta Ghar Se Bhaag gaya 
 
Ek baar Himesh Reshamiya ka kutta ghar se bhaag gaya.
Dusre kutte ne pucha “Tu kyun bhaag aaya?”
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Kutta: 
Lovely Ki Mathmatics 
 
lovely ek celebrity ban gayi…
 
reporter ne puchha- aapko pata hai 3*4 kitna hota hai…?
 
lovely boli- 12
 
Bajrangi Bhaijaan ka fever 
Kisi ke pas salman khan ka number ho to plz send karo…
 
Juhu bus stop par ek bacchi mili hai
 
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Use ghar pa
Alexander graham bell ka invention 
 
Pehali bar jab Alexander graham bell ne
Phone ka aaviskar kiya aur use bnakar chalu
Kiya to pata chala ki, pehale se hi rajinikanth
Ke 3 mi
Big Boss me salmaan khan plane udayenge 
 
 
Big Boss me salman khan
Iss bar ke Big Boss me Salman Khan
Aeroplane chalayege…
Foot path pe sone wale logo me khushi ki lah
Naye Doctor Ka Pehla Operation 
नए-नए डॉक्टर ने अपने जीवन का पहला ऑपरेशन किया। ऑपरेशन के थ
Shanivaar ki raat abhishek ke sath 
 
 
Ab har ghar mein paida hoga chhota ABHISHEK. Kyu?
Kyu ki ZEE CINEMA dekhne wali har aurat kehti hai.
SHANIVAR KI RAAT AMITABH K SAAT
Rajnikant se to raavn bhi darta hai 
Ram Aur Raavan Mein Ghamasaan Yudh Ho Raha Tha,
 
Achanak Ravan Ne Ram Ke Piche Ek Aadmi Dekha Aur Bola,
 
Ravan: “Chal Ok Bye&rdq
rahul ki murgi 
Rahul (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..
Pahalwan : 4 ko ..
Rahul : Bas..
Tum se achi to meri murgi hai
jo subah pure muha
Sangeet se paani garam ho sakta hai 
Alia क्या तुम जानती हो कि संगीत में इतनी शक्ति 
Funny Celebrity Jokes  
Deepika: Will You Come To See My Chennai Express?Alia: No! IRCTC Site Is Not Working.
Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance 
Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai.
 
Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Compe
Sunny leone in swimming pool 
 
Sunny Leone स्विमिंग पूल में गयी
 
गार्ड ने मल्लिका को देखा 
Honey singh aur ladki ka baap 
हनी सिंह फ़ोन पे अंकल, है घर , है पैसा है गाड़ी, दो जोड़ी में लड़क