Celebrity Jokes

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At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a s

Don’t blame the maid
One House Wife is scolding her maid servant as she is not getting her costly undergarments and she is blaming her that she has stolen the undergarment

Sharma ji se le lena
Ek aurat: Ja beta samne wali aunti ke yaha se ek katori cheeni le aa. ladka gaya aur bola: Aunti mummy ne ek katori cheeni mangai hai Aunti cheeni

Top 20 Funny Quotes
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Real Mother !
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. "Nothing," sai

Bobby Darling
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager as

Stages of Drunk
The 5 Stages of Drunkenness Stage 1 - SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know eve

Pappu Can’t Code….
[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let’s code] 2 Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar) Hai bachelor, has

How To Be Annoying?
1. Drum on every available surface. 2. Sing the Batman theme incessantly, going “Batman!!” 3. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 4. Write

Do girls make loud sound?
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of

18 Holes of Golf
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife. "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced

One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly." Her father replied "Don't d

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer though

Do you know......
Do you know things which live after death; Eyes - 31 minuts Brain - 10 minutes legs - 4 hours Skin - 5 days Heart - 10 minutes Ear - 10 minutes

engg. student joke
Top reason for arrears: 1.Class room vastu was not good 2.didnt write in good pen 3.nearby friend is not good 4.while coming to exam catcame inbet

Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?Bacha Bola : Bahut acha laga, jidar bhi gaya log Taliya(clapping) baja

Machhar ki rago me khoon
machhar ne aapko kata.... ye uska junun tha wa wa wa wa machhar ne aapko kata ye uska junun tha..... phir aapne vaha khujaya ye aapka sukun tha....

Chintu vs Professor
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que? Prof: Yes. Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me A.

Pay attention
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with real dead body. The professor started the class b

Clever Engineer
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment


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