mallika Sherawat or Guard 
mallika Sherawat swimming pool me gyi
Guard ne mallika ko dekha to bola…
Guard – medam aap ye kya pahan kar aayi hain…
Mallika 
rajnikant ki beti ko ankh mari 
Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant
 Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari. 
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, 
Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya. 
Aaj Duniya Us Ladke
rakhi sawant gayi subji mandi 
Rakhi Sawant Ne Sabzi Mandi Mein
 Bahut Lambi Muli Dekhi Aur
 Puchha Rakhi Sawant: "Ye Kya Hai?" 
Sabji Wala: "Ji, Ye Hamare 
hrithik roshan ka dance  
- Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan
 Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai. Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton 
Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai Apne Rajnikanth 
Priyanka Chopra ka Swagat  
Priyanka chopra ke swagat mein band baza walo ki kutayi sirf isliye ho gayi kyunki unhone..
 
“TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE&r
kareena ko ladka hua kaala 
Kareena ko ladka hua,
Bilkul kaala.
 
Saif ne kaha:
Tu gori, Main gora
ladka kaise kala…?
kuch to gadbad hai mamla
 
Kareena 
Salmaan khan-Meri Shadi Kab Hogi 
 
Salman Khan Ne Baba ramdev Ji Ka Bada Naam Suna Tha
To Ek Din Ja Pahuncha Unke Pass Aur Bola
Salman Khan: “Kitne Percent Log Samajte H
Imran hashmi - taste acha hona chahiye 
 
Imran Hashmi Ek Cosmetics Ki Shop Par Gaya Aur Dukandaar Se Bola.
Imran Hashmi: “Bhaiya, Ek Lipstick Dena?”
Dukandaar: “Sa
Sunny leone ko kyu mar rahe ho 
 
Ek Aadmi atankwadi Paas Aake Baith Gya Aur Pucha:
 
“Kya Baatein Chal Rahi Hai?”
 
Santa: “Hum 14 Crore Pakist
Jhadu Ka Batan Dabaye 
महेश भट्ट: यह झाड़ू में क्या ढून्ढ रही हो? 
आलिया: बटन। 
Bina Daanto Ke Kutta 
मुन्ना भाई: अबे सर्केट ये बता अगर बिना दांतों का कुत्ता का
Best Celebrity Jokes 
Celebrity  वो व्यक्ति होता है जो सारी जिंदगी इसलिए मेहनत करता 
Rajnikant Non veg joke 
Once Rajnikant Send A Non-Veg Joke To An Innocent And Religious Girl.
 
Today, That Girl Is Known As
 
“Sunny Leone“ and Mal
Altaf Raja ka rickshaw 
Ek Rickshaw Mein Altaf Raja Ke Songs Chal Rahe The.
 
Passanger Ne Kafi Der Pakne Ke Bad Puchha
 
“Bhai Sahab, Aap Altaf Raja Ke B
Ranjikant-Light Janey Ki wajah 
Breaking News:
 
Do Din Light Jane Ki Wajah Pata Chal Gayi Hai.
 
Rajanikanth Apna Mobile Aur New Tablet Charge Kar Raha Tha aur ghar ka
Rajnikant Ka Kehar 
Rajnikanth Ek Murgi Ko Dhamkaate Hue
 
Rajnikanth: “Oye Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha To Tune Ek Kyun Diya? 
Tujhe Mujh
Saas ko kese control karey 
Baba Ramdev ji Kehte Hai,
 
“Achhi Sehat Ke Liye Saas Par Control Kare”
 
Ramesh Ka Is Baat Ke Liye Question
 
&ldquo
Baba Bhairav 
Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
 
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.
 
Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba b
Anil kapoor 4g 
Pappu apne friend se: Tell Me Who was the first Indian to use 4G?
Friend: No Doubt It’s Rajnikant
Pappu: Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar It`
Aashique Daaru Nahi Chhod Nahi Sakta 
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai mar sakta Hai par
 
DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo full piy