Cheating Wife!
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.
"What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What! There's no pool here?"
"Uh... is this 2263841?"
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