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Bache ka IQ
  एक अमेरिकी ने एक भारतीय बच्चे से पूछा:- तुम कितने साल के

Akele Ghar Me Mauj
  पोस्टमैन ने घंटी बजाई। एक छोटा बच्चा मुंह में सिगरेट औ

Pyar Me Kuch Bhi Kar Sakti Hoon
  लड़की: इतने बेदर्द न बनो, इतना प्यार करने वाला तुम्हें

Bhootni Ke Baal
  एक भूतनी बाल कटवाने गई इन्सान के वेश में भूतनी- बाल कटव

Maths Ka Use
पूरी जवानी निकली जा रही है, इसी इंतजार में…मिलेंगे अगर

Student Life
Truth of student life - . . First bench student knows how to answer every problem. . . But the last bench Student knows how to face every problem.

Typing Speed
Exams!!

Translate in English
Done-Dana-Dan....

Raat Bhar Padhunga
Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya. Heads aya to sona hai, Tails aaya to film dekhana hai.. Khada raha to gane sunuga. Agar hawa me raha. To raat

Before Lending Notebooks
What Girls do before lending Notebooks: 1. Time pe wapas de dena. 2. Kho mat dena. 3. Pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena. 4. Kisi aur ko mat dena 5.

Mood Nahi Banta
Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai. Books hai Notes hai Time hai . . Aur hausla to itna hai ki.. . . Jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai, Bus 1 hi baat

Childhood Memory
One of the best childhood memory. . . It doesn't matter if you sleep on a sofa, . . or floor, or any where. . . u'll always wake up on Bed....

Kuchh Bhi Nai
Teacher: Agr Tum apne Dost Ko 500 Do, Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho Toh, Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ?? . . . . Student: Kuchh Bhi Nai.. . . . Teacher: Kya Tum Math

Tufano me Kashti
Teacher asked a boy - Why dont u study d whole year? & study Only during exams ?? . . Boy Replied… Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand

A Maths Teacher
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

Vidya Ke Liye
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?Student: Vidya ke liye sir!Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!

Ek Chota Baccha
Ek chota baccha bahut der se,Ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki Ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha,Budha aadmi: Kya kar

Master Ka Ghar
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai....

Beta Papa Se
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki, Mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, Itna bada toh abhi

 

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