Funny new jokes

Posted on 14th Feb 2020 03:50 pm by rohit kumar

 

Yo mama is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel, wtf is that!”

Other jokes

IPL 2020 Trophy To CSK Be Like..

IPL 2020 Trophy To CSK Be Like..

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I Am Sorry Babu..

Wife- today i want to relax

Wife:

Today, I want to relax,

so I have brought three movie tickets.

&nbs

Mom To Me..

Mom To Me

Me All Set To Watch The Bhoomi Poojan

 

Me All Set To Watch The Bhoomi Poojan

When Nibba Upload pic In This Shirt

 

When Nibba Upload pic In This Shirt

When 8 years old me and I see My name in a Book

 

When 8 years old me and I see My name in a Book

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Me be

World's Message To America

 

Dear Americans..

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Please Do Not Ever Make a movie about

During Online Classes

During Online Classes

Problems- Shutup I Love You So Much Be Like

 

Me- I Hate Problems..

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Problems- Shutup I Lov

Welcome to 2020

 

Girl- Kaha Ho..

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Me- Pata nahi lekin sab kuch galat ho