Santa Banta

Santa Ka 20 Saal baad Bacha Hua
  Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya.   Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

After An Accident
  After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side.   Santa: I also started d wipers & said

Santa - eat different types of cheese
  Teacher : Name different types of Cheese.   Santa :   1. White 2. Cottage 3. Mozarella 4. Cheddar 5. Swiss blue 6. Bekhudi

Santa Banta Go for Pizza
  Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.   Santa asks Banta “Shall I cut the pizza into six or twelve pieces ?”   B

Santa- Please Give me two of them
One day Santa goes to buy a computer.   Shopkeeper : This machine will reduce your work by half.   Santa (excitedly) : Please give me tw

Santa - Ton Ton ton
Maths Teacher Was Teaching   Mathematical Conversions   Teacher-If   1000 Kgs= Ton.   Then   For 3000 Kgs  

Stupid Santa
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was same king's skelet

Santa Cheated By Shopkeeper
Santa: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa Singh Married
The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.'   The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.'   Santa says. 'Santa

Clever Santa
  How can Santa kill a lion?   Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O

Idiot Santa
  At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost h

santa - my number is 4
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'... Everybody started running except Santa. Referee - Y r u not running...? Santa - My numbe

latest joke santa banta
Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.   Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all th

Santa- What is the name your car
  Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All

Salesman vs Santa
Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ? Santa: For what ? Salesman: For ants Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!

Very Funny santa Banta jokes
  Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.   ‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta

Boss- where are you born
  Boss: Where were you born? santa: India .. Boss: which part? santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India 

Inerviewer to santa
  Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!

Bank Manger to santa
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone" Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"

Santa Ke Bete Ka Admission
Santa अपने बेटे का Admission करवाने स्कुल में गया, तब उसके बेटे को प


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