Santa in the train
Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aadmi ki seat par baith gaya.
Aadmi gusse se jhunjh
Santa ka interview
Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya
Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Santa: Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui
Manager: Shaadi To La
Santa aur Baarish
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya.
Wo jaise hi dukaan par gaya
Santas E Banking Password
Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoo
Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam
Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.
Banta : 1. White 2. Cottage 3. Mozarella 4. Cheddar 5. Swiss blue 6. Bekhudi 7. Zindagi
Teacher : Wait a mi
Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,Pandit: kyun?Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mein jaroorat padegiPandit: Agar nark gaye to?Santa: Punjabi to a
Santa aur Teacher
Santa at his best..Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?Santa is quiet?Teacher tries again: agar tere kol 5 bhaturey ne te main tere 5 bhaturey lai lavan,
Salman Upcoming Film
Santa : Oye, salman khan ki KICK film k baaduss ki upcoming film kaunsi h pata hai..Banta: nahi batana kaunsi hai????Santa: KIck k baad self startkisi
Sardar ki sagaai...
Sardar ne apni sagaai tod di...Kyonki
Ladki kunwari thi...
Sardar bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,
Wo meri kya hogi...
Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gaw
Doctor vs Husband
Doctor: Aapki Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.I'm so sorry...
Santa: Isme sorry ki kya baat hai Dr. Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-taise
Height of Shortforms
A girl chatting with Santa on whatsapp...Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?Supzzzz...?Uah dp is soo kewll.Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time. :)Santa: yar tum
Get away from her
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit d
Night Classes
During work, John and William were chatting:
John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
William: o
Toilet Accident
A young newly wed couple just moved into their first apartment. The wife had a hurry call and ran into the bathroom and plopped down on the toilet.
Y
Bearded Lover
A married man was visiting his mistress when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see you
Naughty photo
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school
were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each o
One And Only Love
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for
his girlfriend.
"Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked th
Sensible girl
Boy: "You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?"
Girl: "No way. I'm quite as sensible as I look!"
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested
for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, "We can j
