Sabji Kya Banau
सब्जी क्या बनाऊं!!
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इस समस्या को पत्न
Shauk Bade Honey Chahiye
बीवी से परेशान एक आदमी.
सुसाइड करने
Jigri Yaar
पक्के वाले दोस्त वह होते हैं जिन्हें
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Alia's First Day In Office
Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening
on the computer
Boss was happy a
Alia Broke old Statue
Museum Administrator : That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken...
Alia: Thanks God! I thou
Alia Put Hair Pin in Machine
ATM Bandra is Jammed not in working condition..
Bcoz Aalia Bhatt put hair pin in machine wh
Alia Bhatt thought
Alia Bhatt is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri.
Chetan
Shakti Kapoor on Call Centre
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Custom
Shatru To Customer Care
Shatru: Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai ?
Customer: How dare you sp
Vivek Oberoi Marries Aishwarya
If Vivek Oberoi marries Aishwarya and becomes Joru Ka Ghulam what will he be called?
Vivek-
zuckerberg Ki Mom
ज़केरबर्ग एक मात्र इंसान होगा इस धरती प
Bhagwan Se Sawaal
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Kanjoos Aadmi
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k
ICU Me Hosh Aaya
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Pap
Shararti ladka
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Saste Me Shadi
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 15
Santa Kutub Minar Se Gaya
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gy
Santa Ko Faasi Di Jayegi
जेलर : कल तुम्हे फासी दी जाएगी..
संता
Santa Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai
संता :- सबसे बड़ा चॅलेंज क्या है?
बंत
Banta - Mein Apni Maa par Gaya hu
Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur
Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
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