Santa's Girlfriend
Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park.
Girl: Please, all this should be done only after mar
Love Shayari for Lover
Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jism
You Have No Boyfriend
Boy: Why dont you have A Boyfriend?
Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend.
Why Do
Girlfriend Ask Question
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy repli
Rahul In ISRO
Rahul in a rally in Uttar Pradesh:
ISRO Se Mera Bachpan Ka Rishta Hai. Jab Bhi School Jata
BJP And People
BJP: We want Congress Mukt Bharat!
People: Why! But how?
BJP: Sab Congress MPs Ko Hum Apni
All Politicians on the moon
Politicians on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?
A: Problem....
Q: What do
Maje Kiske Lenge Fir
Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?
India: Yes
Congress: Yes
BJP: No! Never
Past Vs Present Wife
2015: wife..
.
Husband: ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara..
.
.
Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Z
Wife Ko Bangkok Jana Hai
Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..??
Best answer given ever :-
Husband: A
wife Call
Lady Secretary: Sir, It's ur wife's call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.
Boss: I am busy. U may
Wife is Angry
Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus,
girl slaps him fo
Fuge Bulb Ko Happy birthday
Happy Birthday 2 YOU
.
.
.
.
Shocked Na ?
Actually
Enistien Ne
Aaj k Din
Fuge bulb
Wanda Happy Birthday
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you
Caveman Birthday
Why didn’t the caveman send birthday cards?
– The stamps kept falling off his rocks!
&
Funny jokes yo momma
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-
Yo momma in ungly contest
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
&n
Yo momma new jokes
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Fool Mera Message Padh Raha Hai
गुलाब का फूल बाग में खिल रहा है
कमल
Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Nahi
एक हवा का झोका-सा आया
तो लगा जैसे के
