Mahesh Bhatt- Seema Par Golibari Ho rahi hai
Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab Hain.
Alia
Rakhi Sawant Goes to insurance Office
Once Rakhi goes to Insurance Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Insurance Agent
Finding Nemo
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have
I was in the restroom
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
The principal is so dumb
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the prin
Santa- hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa:
Banta- Dost ko musibat me nahi chhodunga
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt
Santa ko Kaatne Ki Dhamki
Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
.
Chand- Bhot Logo Ke Sath
BF- मैंने पूछा चाँद से कि देखा है कहीं मे
GF- To rukne ka kya fayda
लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ बाइक से घूम रही
GF- To rukne ka kya fayda
लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ बाइक से घूम रही
Jio Wala Pyaar..
Boy: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करती हो?
Girl: जिओ
Sonia - Wo US Congress Waley The
Rahul Gandhi: मम्मी कांग्रेस के लोगो ने
मोद
Batan Koi bhi Dabao Vote BJP ko Milega
राहुल गांधी गुजरात दौरे पर एक किसान के
Desh Me Rehne le liye
देश में रहने के लिए आधार..
और
भागने
Why Married
I can remember where I got married.
I can remember when I got married.
I just can’t remember
Wife Requested to divorce
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge.
woman : “Your honor, I want to divorce my hus
Wife Wanted
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
Next day he received a hundred letters.
New App For Health
I have downloaded this new app.
Its great, it tells you what to wear,
what to eat and
Funny joke Of the day
It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...
He keeps standing
