A Depresso
What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?
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A depre
Student- Cow Gives Only Homework
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now
New Funny Joke Of The Day
I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the
Would you like to be my sun
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
&
ladki- karo karo me bhi kisi or se pyar karti hu
लड़का - तुमसे कुछ कहना था, कहूं?
लड
Velle log....
एक दोस्त दूसरे दोस्त से...
बुलेट
Pappu ka Dost
पप्पू अपने एक दोस्त से कह रहा था...
हम उस
jackie uncle has got new tiger
Tiger Shroff? Jackie uncle has got a new tiger cub & he has given it his surname
Why rishikesh was named
Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?
Alia Bhatt: Yes, because Rishi Kap
Sonia Found bride for her son
At last Sonia Gandhi found the ideal bride for her son.
Alia Bhatt.
Girl- tell me about salmaan khan
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
But I real
Mahesh Bhatt- Seema Par Golibari Ho rahi hai
Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab Hain.
Alia
Rakhi Sawant Goes to insurance Office
Once Rakhi goes to Insurance Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Insurance Agent
Finding Nemo
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have
I was in the restroom
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
The principal is so dumb
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the prin
Santa- hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa:
Banta- Dost ko musibat me nahi chhodunga
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt
Santa ko Kaatne Ki Dhamki
Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
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Chand- Bhot Logo Ke Sath
BF- मैंने पूछा चाँद से कि देखा है कहीं मे
