Daaku Ne Bank Loota
बैंक लूटने के बाद...
डाकू- तुमने मुझे
Bahar Ki Chije Nahi Khani
पप्पू समोसे को खोलकर
अंदर का मसाला ही
Santa Ne Kiya Pyaar Ka Izhaar
संता अपने प्यार का इज़हार करने के लिए ए
Santa- Bijli Mama Ke Ghar Se Aati Hai
Teacher: beta, bijli kahaan se aati hai?
Santa Ek Jaanwar
Santa ne homework pura nahi kiya
Teacher (Santa): tum jaanawar ho jaanawar.
Santa: maaloom hai.
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Bholu Cant Find GF
Police: What Happened?
Bholu: I can’t FIND my GIRLFRIEND…
Police: Kab Se?
Bholu: Bac
Ek Pyar Do Shikar
Pappu: Bholu, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai?
Bholu: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi
Pappu: Kya K
CA Walo Ka Proposal
New Finance Way To Propose
Boy: Tumne mujhe koi Loan diya tha kya..?
Girl: Nahi Toh… Kyun&h
Chai Aur Nind Ek Jesi hai
चाय से नींद नही आती यह तो सुना था।
लेकि
Sarkar Aur Shadi
अपनी इंडिया में सरकार हो या शादी,
सबको
Bahumat Mere Bete Ke sath Hai
टीचर: नेता जी, आपका बेटा फेल हो गया है औ
Husband And Wife Go To Movie
Husband at the movies: “Can you see, dear?”
Wife: “Yes.”
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Coward Husband
How’d you come out that fight with your wife?”
“She came crawling to me o
Funny Jokes Husband Wife
Wife: “I’ve got you this bottle of hair tonic, darling.”
Husband: “
Papa Ne Ki Bezzati
When your dad scolds you
in front of all your friends
In exam Centre
When you look up during
exam and make eye contact
with your teacher...
You are not Hungry
Me- I'm hungry..
Moms - go make sandwich
Me - I dont want a sandwich
Moms
You are not fat
Dont Listen them.
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you are not fat
you are fluffy
Ese Kese Chalega Didi
BF Chahiye kabir singh jesa or daaru na pita ho.
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ese kese chalega didi..
enjoy your life
If Your phone battery is full at the end of day
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Then Believe Me, you are actually en
