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Alia to Trump
Trump: Trump said “There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.”
Alia: sh
Alia bhatt ke ghar chori
Alia Bhatt- Kal raat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaava
sab samaan le gaya,
Varun- TV
Zehar Ka Tod
अगर आपका सिर दर्द कर रहा है तो आलिया से
Alia bhatt on KBC
Scene: Alia Bhatt on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
A. A Pean
Guardians of galaxy
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
NASA Organize a party
ALLEN: How does NASA organize a party?
LUCAS: I don’t know.
ALLEN: They planet.
Bruce lee kick chuck norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year la
Harry Pottar Jokes
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.
Reporter bihar me lalu se
Ek Reporter Bihar Mein Lalu Ji Ka Interview Le Rahi Thhi.
Reporter: “Lalu Ji, Dekhiye
Mathias And Albert
MATHIAS: How do celebrities stay cool?
ALBERT: How?
MATHIAS: By staying close to their fans.
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Funny Jokes
If kim kardashian was a donut what kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
First Black Father
Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vade
Manmohan singh in clinic
Doctor To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.
Doctor: “Sir, At Least In My Cli
Common in obama and tiger woods
Q: What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common?
A: They're both trying to screw eve
Mother - You Enjoyed First Day of School
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back t
Job interviewer and Mr jeffries
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffr
China One Billion Population
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a
Patient - I have pain in my eye
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out o
Foreigner Boy call 911
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting ov
