My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder.
We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
I'm awakened by a noise that sounds like a foghorn.
It's louder than the sound of barking dogs at night
Or a fireworks explosion that lights the sky real bright.
A chainsaw cutting logs doesn't make as much din,
Nor did the wall coming down way over in Berlin.
A jet plane at takeoff will get your attention quick,
As will a jackhammer engaged in busting up some brick.
But neither equals the clamor from Mom and Dad's bedroom,
Worse than a stick of dynamite at the moment of KABOOM!
At last, I figured out the source of all the raucous roaring.
It was only good old Dad engaging in some snoring
Mom says: "I don't mind; it's a Godsend
That all that wind isn't coming out the other end."
I Can Do Anything For You My Love
Your lips so soft and red.
The thought of kissing you is stuck in my head. &n
Friends indeed,
Together we will succeed.
Our dreams will come true,
Fore
It's getting late, I must go
I had a beer where did it go
I had to pee. I know it
The first time we ever met
Your name was all I knew
But as we got to know each ot
Not a day goes by
that I don't wish you knew how much I love you.
Not a day goes
Overwhelming and revealing
this amazing feeling,
this ache I crave, this desire,<
There's none to compare to you,
When we're apart I feel so blue.
I
When someone's having a bad day,
A smile could go a long way,
So make sure to put
Time doesn’t heal wounds
to make you forget.
It doesn’
The joke was very funny
She laughed a lot of tears
When suddenly her eye fell out
