Ye tum ne kaisa rabta rakha ?
Ye tum ne kaisa rabta rakha, na qareeb aaye, na fasla rakha.

Hahahaha ... Bill dadi degi...
Girl:Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss, Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeepr: Sirf 1

Jo ek bar ho jae mohbbat to fir kisi or se nhi hoti...
Kisi ko tut kar chahne se mohabbat nhi hoti ,
kisi ko pane ki khwahish rakhne se mohabbat nh

Tujhe khawab hi me dekhun...
Tujhe Khawab Hi Me Dekhun Ye Bharam Bhi Aj Toota... Tere Khawab Kese Dekhun Mujhe Neend Hi Na Ayi..

Tum ne usme aisa kya dekha ?
Log Mujhse Hr Bar Poochte Hain Tum Ne UsMe Kya Dekha ? Me Kehta Hun Jab Usy Dekha To Phir Us K Bad

Teri hasrat mere dil mai yun bs gai...
Teri hasrat mere dil me yun bass gai he,
Jaisey ek Andhey ko hasrat aankhon Ki...

Apney hisse ka diya khud jalaana hoga...
Khawahish Se Nahi Girtey Phal Jholi Mein
Waqt Ki Shakh Ko Mere Dost Hilana Hoga
Kuch Nah

Welcome 2015
Sabke Dilon main ho
sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laaye
Khushiyon ka Tyohar,

jab jawan hui muhabbat...
Jab Pas Tha To Paany Ki Aarzoo Na Thi Jab Jaa Raha Hai Door To Muhabbat Hui Jawan...

rofl!!! we are supposed to stay on the horse...
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.

Chicago bears don't beat anybody !!!
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So

Christmas tree... hahaha...
punjabiyan di chirstmas tree ... alcoholic christmas tree hehehe...

Stupid patient
Patient : "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."
Doctor : "Take the spoon out

Smart student
Student : "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
Teacher :" Of course not."
St

Save girl child
Generation change ...

Hahahaha... Husband at home !!! >
Phone rings at night…..
Husband : If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife

Never under estimate the power of three things...
Never under estimate the power of three things :
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife ang

rofl !!!! Made in japan radio says "All india radio" !!!
Girl : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you Mam
Girl : Radio labe

Hahaha ... I am going
Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
Banta : Main jaa raha hun.
Santa : S

Funny interview
Boss : Where were you born?
Employee : India ..
Boss : which part?
Employee : What