15 din or ruk jao
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

kya ladki thi
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, 
Wah! kya larki thi. 

Bi

Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, 
Wife : kesa lag raha he ji? 
Husband :

Patni ke marne ki kushi
Patni : main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. 
Pati : main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bar

Patni ka dusra aadmi
Pati : mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. 
Patni : tumhe kisne

Pati patni ki sharing
Pati : main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. 
Patni : chalo phir bank account s

Patni ki achi baat
Patni : suno ji, aapko mujhme kya achha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. 

Salgirah ka tofa
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal saalgirah pe mujhe lohey ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada

Baap banne ki kushi mai pati hua mota
patni : Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 
pati : Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. 

Saatwa janam
Pati patni mandir main!
Pati - tumne kya manga?
Patni - Ki aap aur main saat janam saath

jo chori karta hai wo......
Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the Husband:- Jo shakhs chori karta hai wo baad me za

larai ho gi wife se
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
chand sa chehra
Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):-
Paying the Bill your dad
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream 
Game For Shopping
Shopping!!

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