Two skeletons of king !!!
Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
Santa : An old king's skeleton.
Tourist : Who's that s
App for husbands, protects them from wife
After massive demands from all husbands……….
A new app called
“Darr
Want to be happy ? Never try to understand your wife...
“If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understand h
Guy celebrating for being rejected
In a party..
Wife : Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Hahaha... Girl with a fake fb profile to like her own pics !!!
Twist in the tale.......!!!
Girl : Hiiiiii
Boy : Hi
Girl : what happened?
Boy : n
Baap bda na bhaiya ... sabse bda rupaiya...
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that pe
Cheated man
Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once?
But many people
While talking to wife, husband remains silent
Man outside phone booth : “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven&rsq
No matter how loud a man is outdoor
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to r
Le booking ticket online
Server down .... waiting...
and
finally login ...
No Tickets available ...
Study time
gets delayed every time .
Being different
"Being different is not wrong it can
actually be a beautiful thing"
Arrivals of the president
American Vs Dutch president
Sambhar or rasam
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
Idiot at which end ?
Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher pointed the scale tow
Electricity defined by johny
Teacher: What is Electricity ?
Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has ext
Gale mai dard hai
Wife: Aaaaaaah…
Husband : Kya hua ?
Wife: Gale me Dard hai !
Husband: Market&nbs
Usmaan hai ka kabaddeka kaam
Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif ka
Koyle ki khan me aag lag gai
Santa kee wife ka rang kaalaa tha …
ek din usne yellow sari pahen kar kahaa –
“
What is loud and obnoxious?
Wife: What is loud and obnoxious?
Husband : my wife.