Moment in Time
We talked,
We walked,
for a Moment in Time.
You passed through my life that day
Rs. 1000 and Malika
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Mali
Football Match
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.<
Born in Punjab
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya
Name of Your Car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T&rd
Jhoot Pakarne Wali Machine
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki na
Most Innocent Dhamki....
Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,
Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : &ldq
Sweet Dreams
Last night as I lay sleeping, love,
A vision came to me.
It was of you and I, my love,
Mobile Recharge Teacher to Santa Husband and Wife Father to Son Lifes Choices Tomorrow (By Michael Mack) Expiry Date Facebook and Whats app Conversation The Miracle Destiny (By Kritika Bhatia) A Book Of Memories Standing Alone
Santa Mobile recharge karwane gaya....
Dukandar -- kitne kaa??
Santa -- 10 ka kar do....
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are born o
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,
Father: Aur tum?<
Life is full of choices
Make sure you pick the right one
Don't listen to the voices
Tomorrow smile at someone
That you've never seen before.
Take time to think of others th
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You'v
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION:
On "What'sapp"
Wife: Kab se wait k
There is a majestic quality
In everyone for all to see.
Some keep it hidden, some never
Destiny plays an important role,
Whatever is written in it, is bound to happen.
No one can
Hidden in the attic,
all the way upstairs,
is something very special,
that I would
I can see the flower upon which my life grows, blooming into a rose.
See the hope and c
