Hansi Ka Raaz
Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai, Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?? Aadm

Ek Gareeb Aadmi
Ek Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki
dukan par gaya aur kaha,
.
Uparwale ke naam pe Ek a

Munna and Circuit
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu, Munna: Kyun! Ci

Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi,
.
.
2 jodi me ladki bh

A Lazy Boy
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,

Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,

Boy: Plz de do na.<

Pepsi ya Samosa
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia kay sab se chota s

Alone Forever
My feelings make me alone,
Alone forever.
My friends don’t know my feelings,
My

I am nothing without you
You are the meaning of my life
You are the dreams of my thoughts
You are the lyrics of my

Lonely Without You
Woke up today
with your name on my lips
went about my way
you were in all my steps

4 Bacche....
Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai.
1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd PHD
4th Chor hai
Friend: Ch

I am Not Angry
I’m Not Angry Because We Broke Up,
I’m Sad Because I Can’t Let You Go..

A Broken Heart
I really love you,
but you love someone else.
When I see you,
I can't close my eyes.<

Still I Love You!!
I cannot give you riches
A mansion or a car
I cannot reach the heaven
To bring you do

I am Still....
I'm glad to be best friends
but I still miss your touch
the love that you gave me
the

A Friend - By Sir Shotgun
A friend is the one who tells you the truth
regardless of the cost,
A friend will help you

You - When you are sad
When you are sad,
and you feel you can't go on.
Tears well in your eyes
and the pain

My Bestest Friend
The distance between you and I
Is only a heartbeat away,
For you and I dwell in each other

I am Sorry
I'm sorry for everything you've been through
It must've been very hard on you
I'm sorry fo

Height of Technology
A boy's
facebok status: i am  online on facebok during class

Comment from his T

Paani Puri
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola:
Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar kh