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Mother language
Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongu

How to make girlfriend
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to

Brotherly love
Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virt

Lipstick prints on mirror
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of

Three english words
Ek teacher ne class ke students ko english ke 3 word likh ke lane ko kaha. Toh ek student apne ghar

Essay on milk
Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring

This is not fair
Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?” Student replied,

Father’s business
Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing? Student replied: “Furniture sale busines

Learning tense
Once the teacher was teaching tenses. Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung? Teach

Be quite at church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and wh

Kitab kiska hai
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai? Student: Sir, kagaj ki. Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai. Stude

T.V mathmatics
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
The boy repli

Modern students
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you? Student: Sir at

Quotes converted…
Original Quote: If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,

Different Noises
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn a

Punctuation Is Powerful
An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard a

When is there time to study?
It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days. Days in a year = 365 days Sundays

Birthday Present
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car aroun

Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to th

10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the conse


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