Celebrity Jokes

engg. student joke
Top reason for arrears: 1.Class room vastu was not good 2.didnt write in good pen 3.nearby friend

Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .
Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?
Bacha Bola :

Machhar ki rago me khoon
machhar ne aapko kata.... ye uska junun tha wa wa wa wa machhar ne aapko kata ye uska junun tha...

Chintu vs Professor
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que? Prof: Yes. Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will acce

Pay attention
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with

Clever Engineer
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a

Hospital ka ICU
Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho.... Sirf Boiled Khana khae..

Correct but useless
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important execut

OH SANTA
It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look a

SANTA'S LITTLE FRIEND JOKE
A little kid sits on Santa's lap, and Santa says, "What would you like for Christmas?"

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Thought about men
Thought 1



When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When

Late Night Party
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges.

On Saturda

Pathan has a Pass
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. N

A wedding ring
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking abou

Indian Contractor
Three construction contractors died and went to heaven - a Pakistani, a Chinese, and an Indian. When

Women are clever
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to loo

A beautiful Love Story
There was an ant and an elephant who were in Love. Here ant is the male and the elephant female. Onc

Report Card
Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and

Under The Bed
Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think

Expensive Doctor
Joe goes to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Joe asks, "

 

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