Celebrity Jokes

Internet Is Very Useful
Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?” Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that

Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father

Dead Body Cycling
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him. Teacher:P

Who, me?
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns. Johnny: Who, me? Teacher: Very good!

Pappu and Mrs. Chatterjee
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Chatterjee stopped to gen

Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na! Girl : Sandal nikalu kya? Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi…

Before u date my daughter, fill this up
A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter! Answer the following f

The sweetest proposal by a kindergarten boy:
Boy: ka tm mujh se shadi talodi
Girl: no
Boy: kallo na yal paleesssh Girl: main bahin kar

Impossible final exams
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin im

Difficult Interview Question!
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Thin

Aisi Jaan!
Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘

And he walked everywhere he went
A young man comes home and says “Dad, I just got my driver’s license and so would like to use th

Expelled for poor eye-sight
A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.

As worse as it gets!!
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything

Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies. Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?

What is the answer
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was

If students get wrong concept
A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not

Sentence starting with “I”
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Pappu : I is…
Teacher : No, PAP

What is my age?
Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?

Worst exam ever
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was


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