Celebrity Jokes

Biggest lie
Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?

Short And Sweet Answer…
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPP

Who discovered America?
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. No

Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you

Best Buddies
Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

Best Consultant
Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a

Best Kept Secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.

Don’t blame the maid
One House Wife is scolding her maid servant as she is not getting her costly undergarments and she i

Sharma ji se le lena
Ek aurat: Ja beta samne wali aunti ke yaha se ek katori cheeni le aa. ladka gaya aur bola: Aunti mu

Top 20 Funny Quotes
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child m

Real Mother !
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.

For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet.<

Bobby Darling
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

Stages of Drunk
The 5 Stages of Drunkenness

Stage 1 - SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on

Pappu Can’t Code….
[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let’s code] 2
Hai bachelor (hai bachelor

How To Be Annoying?
1. Drum on every available surface. 2. Sing the Batman theme incessantly, going “Batman!!” 3.

Do girls make loud sound?
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the

18 Holes of Golf
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting w

One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I ki

A large two engined train was crossing America.

After they had gone some distance one of

Do you know......
Do you know things which live after death; Eyes - 31 minuts Brain - 10 minutes legs - 4 hours Sk


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