Husband Wife Jokes

Aji Sunte Ho

Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
.
.
Husband:- Kya?
.
.
Wife:- Wo Gu

A Wife and Husband

Movie....

Dusre Doctor K Pass

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye,

Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.<

Head of the Family

It is said that Husband is the head of the family,

But

Remember that wife is the

Ghar nahi aa sakta

A Husband calls wife after Drink Party,

Ghar nahi aa sakta,

Car ka steering, gear

Zindagi Ki Kitab

Wife 2 Husband : Main Tumhari zindagi Ki Kitab Hu.

Husband: Bus Yahi to Afsos Hai.

Gaane Ka Shauk

Ek Aurat Ko Gaane Ka Bahut Shauk Hota Hai.....

Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.

Main Dubai ja Raha Hun

Husband: Main Dubai ja raha hun
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana

Husband: Paris ja

Samajdar wife

Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh
Se Jal Gayi.!!



Husband: Mere Paas

Jabardast Joke...

1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta : Pa

5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj

WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ??

WIF

Shohar and Bivi

kya larki thi... 
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, 
Wah! kya l

Engineer ka affair ^_^

Ek Shadi Shuda Engineer. Aur ek kuwari ladki ka
affair chal rha tha..


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Husband wife ki godi me......

Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, 
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? 
H

Atalji ne aisa kya kiya tha ki unhe Bharat Rantan diya jayega ? ^_^

Aaj subah Atalji ke Bharat Ratn ki khabar par wife ne poocha ki inhone aisa kya kiya tha?

Hahahaha... Husband at home !!! >

Phone rings at night…..
Husband : If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wi

Never under estimate the power of three things...

Never under estimate the power of three things :
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife

App for husbands, protects them from wife

After massive demands from all husbands……….

A new app called
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Want to be happy ? Never try to understand your wife...

“If you want to be
Happy with your husband,
Love him Less &
Understan

While talking to wife, husband remains silent

Man outside phone booth : “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven&

 

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