Celebrity Jokes

Sonam and Swara Buy Bananas

 

Fruit vendor: 2 bananas for 400/-, 3 for 442/-. Discount because there are only 3

Sunny Leone Cameraman

 

Whenever in life you are loosing self control.

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AC At Home

 

Deepika Padukone : I Have More Fans Than You..

Alia : No Big Deal, I Have

Osama To Amitabh Bachhan

 

How are you ?

 

Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap

Bhai Ho Kya

धोनी : वाह रे मेरे शेर, परसों क्या खेला

Sonakshi ka Jawab

 

कौन बनेगा करोड़पतिअमिताभ: श्री

Life is about Creating Yourself

"I didn't complete my University.."-- Bill Gates

Aapki Sanskriti

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ki Niche Baithe the,
Tabhi Alok Nath aakar unse bola :

Ghee Ka Asar

Amul Ghee Ki Ad K Liye Rajpal Yadav K Pas Gye.

Rajpal - Isme Sunny Deol Ko Lena Cheye

Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...

Gandhi : Hinsa achi baatnhi, use chor do...
Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do...

Alok Nath's CV

ATTENTION !!!!!
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If Bill gates stops his business then ...

If BILL GATES stops his Business &
starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day,

Sanskaari aloknath

Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : B

Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^

SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"

The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard

Rs. 1000 and Malika

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
M

Honey Singh on phone

Honey Singh on phone:

Uncle, Hai ghar

Funny Joke about Education

Sachin - 10th pass
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Einstein - failed 12 times in a class<

Indian version of Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock....

Who’s there?

Yuvraaj

You’ve Raj then I have R

Rajnikant Email Id

Google was shocked on this,

when it saw Rajni’s email id is:

gmail@rajnikan

Who can stop 500 cars

Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .??
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Answer:

It’s traffic 

 

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