The New Wife

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.

The new wife (progressive Indian woman), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family,I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.

"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws); Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND Those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!

"And what are you here for Bahurani?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!!"

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8 Year Old me While playing Lukachupi

 

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Wo Stree Hai Kuch Bhi kar sakti hai..

Koi Heels Pehan Kar Basketball Khel Sakta Hai..

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Wo Stree Ha

Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .
Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?
Bacha Bola :

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Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaa

Chai Ke Diwano Se Panga Nahi

सरकार की वजह से। 

प्याज पेट्रोल �

Munna Tripathi Of Mumbai Indians..

Munna Tripathi Of Mumbai Indians..

Pappu Ne Kar Di jeb garam

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