Husband Wife Jokes

Shadi Kyu hoti hai
Shaadi kya hoti hai ye samajhane ke lie ek scientist ne shaadi kar li. ab usako samajh nahin aa raha ki Science kya hota hai.

Husband- tumhe Reject karne ki khushi
  Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k liye inkaar kia tha. Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay! Husband:

Patni- patthar nahi chaba sakte
  Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chab

Husband text to wife on cell
Husband texts to wife on cell.. “Hi,what r you doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet H

Modi Ji ka Road Show
  मोदी जी का वाराणसी रोड शो बिलकुल फ़्लॉप… उसमें सिर्

Husband and wife wish
    Wife : I wish, i was newspaper so i would be in your hands all-day. Husband : I too wish that you were a newspapers so i could have a

Two Golden Rules For Happy rules
Two Golden rules of Very Happy Marriage 1-The wife is always right. 2-When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule number 1 again. Boys B

Find Expiry Date In Marriage Certificate
A wife to her husband : “Honey, what are you doing?”       Husband : I am reading our marriage certificate.   &n

Single Life Vs Married Life
When you are single you see happy couple every where, . But . When u r married . you see Happy Singles every where...

Difference Between Complete and finish
पत्नी अंग्रेजी की किताब पढ़ रही थी.   उसने अपने पति से पू

Very Funny jokes in english
  A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami One Drunk-Night .. while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feets . He shouted to the Sea: 'No

Patni- Mujhe Check book pasand Hai
लेखक पति अपनी पत्नी से। ..!!   .   है प्रिये,   तुम्हे मे

Pati- Mein Dobara Shadi Nahi Karunga
पति – मैं दोबारा शादी करूंगा   पत्नी – क्यों जी? क्या

Saadi Ka Pallu Khatre Ka ishara
  अगर बीवी अपनी साड़ी का पल्लू अपनी कमर में ठूंस ले तो समझ

Man last Holiday
Definition of Honeymoon: a man's last holiday before he starts working for a new boss !!  

Patni- Kya Mein Apko Pagal Lagti Hu
पत्नी(गुस्से में): क्या मैं तुम्हे पागल लगती हु ???   …  

Patni Bas Mein Nahi Hai
  एक पति द्वारा अपनी पत्नी के लिए कही गयी कुछ अनसुनी लाइ

Meri wali Galti Manti hai
कौन कहता है औरतें अपनी गलती नहीं मानती   मेरी वाली तो रो

Pati ke Liye Ayurvedic Dawai
एक पत्नी अपने पति को पीट रही थी तो सास ने वजह पूछी।   पत्

patni- btao mene shadi ke din kon si saadi pehni thi
पत्नी पति से –

 

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