Mobile ki Battery
Zindagi mein baaki kuch 100% ho na ho. . . . Ghar se bahar Nikalte waqt. . . . . Mobile ki battery 100% hona zaroori hai.
You Have No Brain
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
Pappu: Sir, can you
Kaun Sa Department
TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai,
Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti..?? STUDENT: Fire Brigade.. TEACHER: Wo Q..?? STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Laga
Two Friends
Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi.. . 2nd Dost udaas nahi tha.. . kisine wajah poochi ke tum udaas kyu nahi ho.. ?? . To 2nd dost ne kaha k Mai
Friends in Life
You have three types of Friends in life:
Friends for a reason,
Friends for a season,
And Friends for a lifetime.....
Muje Late Ho Raha Hai
He: Hi, How are you?
She: Sorry busy!! Baad Me Baat Karti hu Muje Late Ho Raha Hai,
Dinner Ke Liye Hotel Taj Me.
He: Baby Aap Kuch Bhool Rahi Ho.
5 Star Hotel
PAPPU Found Rs. 100/-
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner... Bill Rs. 3000/- He Was Unable To Pay!! Manager Handed Him To Police!! He Gave Rs. 1
Ready made Teeth
2010 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai??2013 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or nimbu hai??2016 - kya aapke toothpaste mein namak, nimbu or chat
Train Ke Dibbe
He: Uncle kaise hai aap?
Uncle: First class..
He: Aur aunty?
Uncle: First class hi hai..
He: Aur aapke bachche?
Uncle: Woh bhi first class hai e
New Temple
Girl: What can u do for me..? Boy: Everything, . . . Girl: Can u leave your parents for me..? . . . Boy: Sorry dear,
I cant leave my old God for a
Aaj Test Nahi Loge Kya
Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab Aata Hai..??? . . Jab Aapka Teacher Bole:
Ki Main Kal Class TEST Lunga,
Aur Next Day Jab Wo Test Lena Bhool Jaye, . . Aur Cl
Honhar Student
EK STUDENT KI KAHANI :- . . Kal raat book meri taraf dekhti rhi, . Aur nind mujhe apni taraf khichti rhi, . Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya, . . Aur
Pappu and A Sales Man
Pappu: Shirt ke liye Ek acha kapda dikhaiye..!! . . Sales man: Plain main dikhau.???? . . Pappu: Nahin helicopter main dikha, bandar ki aulad? Yahin p
Two Meanings of Fear
FEAR has two meanings :F - ForgetE - EverythingA - AndR - RunOR ...F - FaceE - EverythingA - AndR - RiseThe Choice is YOURS ... !!!
At the Time of Exam
Exam ke time…Madam Pappu se: Tum itne pareshan kyu ho?Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diyaMadam: Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho?Pappu fir chup
Ghor Kalyug
Ghor Kalyug-Ek ladka bus stand me ladki ko pareshaan Kar raha hota hai..Girl: Ghar me Maa/Bahen nahi hai kya??Boy: Nahi Jee koi nahi hai... akela reht
Lambi Line
Ek Clinic k paas Lambi line lagi thi...Ek Aadmi baar baar line me ghusta,Par log usey dhakke maar maar kar peeche kar dete.Aadmi : "Abe, Mujhey Clinic
Ladai hone wali hai
Santa juice wale se:Jaldi se juice de, ladai hone wali hai....ek glass pine ke baad....ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai......woh bhi pene ke baad..
Ticket Checker and Santa
Ticket Checker - Ticket dikhao,Santa - Aa lo ji.Ticket Checker - Ye to purani ticket hai.Santa - toh train kaunsi tere baap ne aaj hi showroom se nika
koi Hint to do
Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke an
