Jokes Of The Day

Traffic Police Chalan
Traffic police chalan book nikal ke bola:'Naam bol?'Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir.Police: Naam BolLadka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hogaPolic

A Boy and Girl
Girl - What are you doing?Boy - I was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA.But now I left job.Girl - Oh God Why?....Boy - Kaun subah subah uthe aur paper d

Wife Saw Sign Board
Wife Saw Sign Board Banarsi Saree Rs. 10Nylon Rs. 8Cotton Rs. 5.Wife:- Give Me Rs. 500I'll Buy 50 Sarees.........Husband: Arre Soordas Ki Amma,Istri

Viru and Jai
Dosti ho to aisi.... Viru - Main apna purse ghar bhul aaya hoon mujhe 1000 Rs. chahiye. Jai - Dost hi dost ke kaam aata hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha kar au

Zyada Rob Padega
Son 2 Dad: Car ki chabhi do, College me function hai. Dad: Car kyun? Son: 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega. Dad: Ye le 10 Rs, 30 Lakh ki bus

Boy Vs Girl
Boy: Suit bada achcha pehna hai.Girl: ThanxBoy: Lipstik bahut achi lagai hai.Girl: ThanxBoy: Make up bhi bahut acha kia hai.Girl: Thanx "Bhaiya"Boy: P

Dusri Dukan
Joke of the Day   Santa: Rasgulle hai.Dukandaar: Nahi...Santa: Dekh lunga.Dukandaar: (Gusse me) Kya dekh lega ?.Santa: Dusri Dukan pe jakar dek

Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola
Ek Doctor Ne Naya Clinic Khola. .Thodi Der Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. ..Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye,Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointm

Secret of Long Life
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga. Aadmi: Beta itni zyada

Modern Love
Modern Love: Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do. Sister: Blood group batao. Ladka: Koi bhi chalega. Sister: Kaise. Ladka: Mu

Secrets of Success
"8 secrets of success" U can find in your room. 1.ROOF says - Aim high 2.FAN says - Be cool 3.CLOCK says - Every minute is precious 4.MIRROR says - R

Abhi Parso hi to
Husband - Ye kya tum ek aur suit le aayi? Abhi parso hi to... Wife chilla kar boli - Kya parso? Bolo...... Bolo kya kaha tum ne? Ruk kyon gaye? Kya pa

Class Room
Class Room is Like a Train. . . 1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP Next Two Benches r General coach . Then . Last Two Benches r Very Demanded. .

Tumhara Naam
Boy : Jaan, tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe? . . Girl : Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho, . . Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k pape

Window ka lock
Wife calls to her husband : Window ka lock ni khul rha hai… Husband : Aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do… Wife : Kya us se loc

Cheating Cheating
Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km . Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km . Ground Floor to 15th Floor = 15 floors . 15th Floor to Ground Floor = 15 floors . Monday to

Unknown Number
A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaay

Chai wala and Girl
Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye,  aye haye.... Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, ch

Doctor and Patient
Doctor and Patient Funny Talking

Microsoft Product
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint . . . . Santa after thinking a lot, “MS

 

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