Santa Ka 20 Saal baad Bacha Hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
After An Accident
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said
Santa - eat different types of cheese
Teacher : Name different types of Cheese.
Santa :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella
4. Cheddar
5. Swiss blue
6. Bekhudi
Santa Banta Go for Pizza
Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.
Santa asks Banta “Shall I cut the pizza into six or twelve pieces ?”
B
Santa- Please Give me two of them
One day Santa goes to buy a computer.
Shopkeeper : This machine will reduce your work by half.
Santa (excitedly) : Please give me tw
Santa - Ton Ton ton
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
Stupid Santa
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was same king's skelet
Santa Cheated By Shopkeeper
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Santa Singh Married
The man on his right orders a drink, 'Johnnie Walker, single.'
The man on his left says, 'Jack Daniels, single.'
Santa says. 'Santa
Clever Santa
How can Santa kill a lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O
Idiot Santa
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost h
santa - my number is 4
100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Santa - My numbe
latest joke santa banta
Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all th
Santa- What is the name your car
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All
Salesman vs Santa
Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Santa: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow!!
Very Funny santa Banta jokes
Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.
‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta
Boss- where are you born
Boss: Where were you born?
santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
Inerviewer to santa
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but forgot to stop it!!
Bank Manger to santa
Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Santa: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
Santa Ke Bete Ka Admission
Santa अपने बेटे का Admission करवाने स्कुल में गया,
तब उसके बेटे को प
