Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up
I showed up early and decided I just didn't feel like going out after all,
so I w
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
"Oh yeah? What's the problem?"
"When I asked her
Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support!I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same
"You're single aren't you?"
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint o
Reasons It's Great To Be A Man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Weddin
Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by
Female Bashing
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick u
His and Hers ATM Machines
HIS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert card3. Enter PIN and account4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayHERS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Back up and pull
Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
The Cost Of Woman
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem.""What's the problem, Adam?" God replies."Lord, I
Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she kn
Height of "Ohh Shit"
A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and ?????
and ???????
Makes a spelling mistake....?????
Feelings
Boy proposed a girl......
She rejected..........
He wasn't SAD....
Friend asked "You don't have feelings"
Boy: why should i feel????? I lost one w
AUDI Q7
BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 -- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married.
Girl: (hugs him)
Are Tumne to dara hi dia..!
Main sam