Yo Momma Jokes


Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

Parked Car

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Plasma TV...

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

A Bakery...

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

World Wide

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Made the iPad

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Climbed over a Glass

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Call Button

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1

Lowered the Prices

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Eat the Spam

Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

Phone Number

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,

"I need your weight not your phone


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