Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on
Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young. You
Yo momma is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mamas so fat… when her beeper goes off, people thinks she is backing up!
Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
"I need your weight not your phone
