Husband and Wife
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?
'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.
Wife
Father to Son
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,
Father: Aur tum?<
Lifes Choices
Life is full of choices
Make sure you pick the right one
Don't listen to the voices
Tomorrow (By Michael Mack)
Tomorrow smile at someone
That you've never seen before.
Take time to think of others th
Expiry Date
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You'v
Facebook and Whats app Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION:
On "What'sapp"
Wife: Kab se wait k
The Miracle
There is a majestic quality
In everyone for all to see.
Some keep it hidden, some never
Destiny (By Kritika Bhatia)
Destiny plays an important role,
Whatever is written in it, is bound to happen.
No one can
A Book Of Memories
Hidden in the attic,
all the way upstairs,
is something very special,
that I would
Standing Alone
I can see the flower upon which my life grows, blooming into a rose.
See the hope and c
Hansi Ka Raaz
Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai,
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai??
Aadm
Ek Gareeb Aadmi
Ek Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki
dukan par gaya aur kaha,
.
Uparwale ke naam pe Ek a
Munna and Circuit
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu,
Munna: Kyun!
Ci
Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone:
Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi,
.
.
2 jodi me ladki bh
A Lazy Boy
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,
Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,
Boy: Plz de do na.<
Pepsi ya Samosa
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia kay sab se chota s
Alone Forever
My feelings make me alone,
Alone forever.
My friends don’t know my feelings,
My
I am nothing without you
You are the meaning of my life
You are the dreams of my thoughts
You are the lyrics of my
Lonely Without You
Woke up today
with your name on my lips
went about my way
you were in all my steps
4 Bacche....
Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai.
1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd PHD
4th Chor hai
Friend: Ch
