Aaj kal ke bachhe...
Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.
Fir wo mic band karna b
Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or
kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
1 Admi ne poucha : o paaji,K
Maa da laadla
Papa : Whom u like more mama or papa?
Kid : Both
Papa : No tell me 1?
Kid : Both
Papa : If i go
3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di...
I Miss You, I Mr. You ^_^
Santa got an sms from his Girlfriend written as
"I Miss You"
Santa ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante
5'6" jiski height ho...
5'6" jiski height ho,
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Chehra jiska bright ho,
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Weight mei
Tune phle batting kr li, ab bollowing nhi milegi...
We can never have
All-rounders like Jacques Kallis in India,
because ???<
If Alok Nath was in Dhoom3
What if Alok Nath was in Dhoom 3:
Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor
Sanskar
Alok Naths request to Mark Zuckerberg
Alok Nath meets Mark Zuckerberg
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and Requests
Alok Nath's CV
ATTENTION !!!!!
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Santa ne uthai sir pe kutubminar...
Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sir pe rakh k mumbai le
jayega"...
Sa
Macchar marney se shikari nahi bn jaoge or...
Arz kiya hai..
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Macchar marney se shikari nahi ban jaoge..
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Girl failed in english exam ? but she thinks its unpossible
Boy :- I heared you failed in english ?
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Teacher wears sun glasses ... but why ... ?
During My School Days My Teacher Always
Used To Wear Sun Glasses,
Samajdar wife
Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh
Se Jal Gayi.!!
Husband: Mere Paas Wai
If Bill gates stops his business then ...
If BILL GATES stops his Business &
starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day,
Mahek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hogi...
Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti.
Botal ke satah ho
jaan de sakta h per daru nhi chor sakta
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
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1 ladka 1 ladki ke
Sending student out of the class isn't a punishment.
One of the best misconception in school/college life:
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Jabardast Joke...
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta : Papa
