Smart student  
Student : "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
 Teacher :" Of course not."
 St         
        
Save girl child 
Generation change ...         
        
Hahahaha... Husband at home !!! > 
Phone rings at night…..
 Husband : If its for me, then say I am not at home!
 Wife          
        
Never under estimate the power of three things... 
Never under estimate the power of three things :
 1. Wife angry for a reason;
 2. Wife ang         
        
rofl !!!! Made in japan radio says "All india radio" !!! 
Girl : You cheated me.
 Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you Mam
 Girl : Radio labe         
        
Hahaha ...  I am going  
Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
 Banta : Main jaa raha hun.
 Santa : S         
        
Funny interview 
Boss : Where were you born?
 Employee : India ..
 Boss : which part?
 Employee : What         
        
Two skeletons of king !!! 
Tourist : Whose skeleton is that?
 Santa : An old king's skeleton.
 Tourist : Who's that s         
        
App for husbands, protects them from wife 
After massive demands from all husbands……….
A new app called
 “Darr         
        
Want to be happy ? Never try to understand your wife... 
“If you want to be
 Happy with your husband,
 Love him Less &
 Understand h         
        
Guy celebrating for being rejected  
In a party..
 Wife : Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
 Husband: Who’s he?
         
        
Hahaha... Girl with a fake fb profile to like her own pics !!! 
Twist in the tale.......!!!
Girl : Hiiiiii
 Boy : Hi
 Girl : what happened?
 Boy : n         
        
Baap bda na bhaiya ... sabse bda rupaiya... 
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that pe         
        
Cheated man 
Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once?
 But many people         
        
While talking to wife, husband remains silent 
Man outside phone booth : “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven&rsq         
        
No matter how loud a man is outdoor 
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to r         
        
Le booking ticket online 
Server down ....  waiting...
and
finally login ...
No Tickets available ...         
        
Study time 
gets delayed every time .         
        
Being different 
"Being different is not wrong it can
 actually be a beautiful thing"         
        
Arrivals of the president 
American  Vs Dutch president