Ghalib Vs. Santa
GHALIB:
Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega.
Santa
Stupid Science
SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
Par Science ko ye nah
Cow and cats both are sisters ^_^
Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho.
I'
Battameez chuha
Ek "CHUHA" THA ?
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Boss Vs. Employee
Boss : kaha Gaye the ?
Employee : Baal katwane
Boss : office hours me ?
Employee : Baal badhe bhi
Sanskaari aloknath
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : Budd
2 Pagalo ki kahani
Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai
Doctor ne usse office bulaya or kaha
Tum ne us pagal ko pani k
Baap pe hua charas ka asar
Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
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warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai
Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat
Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere
pass sab de de mujhe jaldi
Bud
Result mai ye kya ho gya ^_^
During exam:
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Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"b
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate
Rahul gandhi "Satyamev Jayat" kyu nhi dekh payega ?
Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai'
par main "Satyamev Jayate" nahi dekh paunga!
Aamir Kh
Rishta vahi soach nayi...
Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai?
Kyoki item means maal...
Maal means pais
Bachhe ke Bill Gates se 5 sawal ^_^
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates koletter likhta h
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai...
1. Keyboa
5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj
WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ??
WIFE:
Paper ko dekhu ya madam ko ^_^
After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey
Sleeping improves your gk...
Who Invented Steam Engine??
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Student : ‘W
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard "Kaan pe
Akhir Santa ne khali copy kyu di examiner ko ?
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai ?
