Birthday Rules
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty.
Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss.
Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
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Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed.
If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear.
If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.
-Bruce Lansky
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I still Love You
In all the world there is
no heart for me like yours.
A Time To Talk
When a friend calls to me from the road
And slows his horse to a meaning walk,
I
NIND TO ABHI BHI NAHI AATI
नींद तो अब भी नहीं आती,
भुख तो अब भी
kya kami reh gayi
Dubkiyan sindhu mein gota khor lagaata hai
ja ja kar khaali haath laut aat
MERE DIL KA CHAMAN
वो मेरी भारत माँ, मेरा प्यारा वतन।
Ruke Na Tu, Jhuke Na tu
Dharaa hilaa, Gagan gunjaa!
Nadi bahaa, Pawan chalaa!
Vijay teri, Vajah teri!
Jyoti si jal,
MAN SE SWIKAR
एक पहल रिश्ते की ओर (कविता का शीर्षक )
Dar Kar Nahi Rehna Hain
कस ली है कमर अब तो, कुछ करके दिखा
Not A Day Goes By
Not a day goes by
that I don't wish you knew how much I love you.
Not a day goes
How Much I Love You For You
Every tone of life
Makes a note for you.
Every word of life
Makes a phras