Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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dosti ka rishta

Dosti ka rista hota hai khas ,

Jo hota hai her kisi ke pas .

Jo deti hai har kada

One Last Kiss

Our goodbyes meant nothing at all, 

because if he's not there, he'll come when I cal

Colours Of Life!! (on Holi)
A child is born in pink
a bundle of white fur deep in wink

plays with all the greens in pa

Swatantrata ka samay ab aaya hai !

Uth mere veer javan uth,

Uth mere veer javan uth,

Lahlahaati is dharti me aaj,

Heartbroken And Confused

My heart feels like it's torn in two,

Why can't I just be with you?

Every day ano

HAMARE DESH BHAKTI

Na thi kisi ki himmat koi aankh na dikhata tha

Ab kaha chali gyi hain humari androoni sha

khud se jada bharosa

राजीव: ऐ दिल तू क्यों रोता है…!!!

Long Distance Love

For you, I open my gate

And wish that you were here,

But you live in another stat

TUMKO PAKAR TUMHI KO KHONA,

TUMKO PAKAR TUMHI KO KHONA,

MAIN JANU DIL ROTA HAI. . . . .

PATHAR DIL SE PYAR KA

aisa bharatvarsh banayein

Bhookh, Garibi Aur Laachari Ko,

Iss Dharti Se Chalo Aaj Mitaayein.

Bharat Ke Bhar

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