Birthday Rules
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty.
Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss.
Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed.
If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear.
If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.
-Bruce Lansky
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DESH BHAKT
अमरपुरी से भी बढ़कर के जिसका गौरव-गान
mera tiranga rehne do
khub behti he ,
aman ki ganga behne do...
mat felao desh me danga rehne do....
Sansar chalye baithe hai.
Kya baat karu mein logo ki,
Sab aap bataye baithe hai.
Kuch dard chupaye baithe h
WO HUM SE RUTH GAY
Mere sapne kyon tut gaye,
Wo humse kyon ruth gaye,
Dekar shila mohabbat ka mujhe,
NEEND UD GAYI PATA HI NA CHALA
जिंदगी की आपाधापी में कब हमारी उम्र न
I Want To Thank You Again
To me, you're like an angel, sent by God above,
To cleanse my soul of sadness and fill it
Long Distance Love
How do you wait
At least 3 years
For a possible soul mate
But have no fea
Kataar lagaye baithe hai..
Is duniya me agar kuch karna hai,
Apni marzi ki karna tu.
Ho safal agar to baat h
HAMARE DESH BHAKTI
Na thi kisi ki himmat koi aankh na dikhata tha
Ab kaha chali gyi hain humari androoni sha
Inner Strength
It's only through mistakes we make
We learn where we went wrong.
It's only when w