Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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Cast nearly in the same mould
Both unaware
Of their flair
Till
Ru

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To live content with small means;

to seek elegance rather than luxury,

and refine

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My love for you is like the raging sea,

So powerful and deep it will forever be.

pita ki ek umid

TUM LOT KAR MAT JANA

तुम आओ तो

इस बार लौट कर मत जाना।

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No words could ever tell you,

No action could express

The way I feel about you.

A Book of Verse
A book of verse, underneath the bough,
A jug of wine, a loaf of bread - and thou
Beside me sin

bade dino baad mile pata hi nahi chala

 

बड़े दिनों बाद, आँखों में हम एक द

Lucy
Strange fits of passion have I known:
And I will dare to tell,
But in the lover's ear alo

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