Birthday Rules
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty.
Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss.
Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
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Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed.
If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear.
If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.
-Bruce Lansky
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bana le apna shastar tu
tu khud ki khoj mein nikal
tu kis liye hataash hai
MUJHE NAHI PATA
Mujhe Nahi Pata Ki Main Uski
yahi sahi waqt hai
yahi sahi waqt hai, deshbhaton ke jagne kaa
desh ke liy iske jine-marne kaa
yahi
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I saw her during recess
And then again at lunch
I kinda liked to tease her
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apna bana gaya tu
yoon zindgi ke khawab dikha gaya tu
muskurakar apna bana gaya tu
behti hui
milte agar hum to kya ehsaas hota
मिलते अगर हम तो क्या एहसास होता
धड़
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Accept, dear girl, this little token,
And if between the lines you seek,
You'll find the
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You tell me you love me
but call her just as soon
I feel like in this game I can'
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E'en like two little bank-dividing brooks,
That wash the pebbles with their wanton streams, <
The Life....
Life is curved
in the shape of a flower,
a curved trajectory
