Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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SARFAROSHI KI TAMANNA HAMARE DIL ME

सरफ़रोशी की तमन्ना अब हमारे दिल में ह

Goodbye To You

  I thought you were so cool.

  Boy, I was wrong.

  I feel like su

Jo ek bar ho jae mohbbat to fir kisi or se nhi hoti...

Kisi ko tut kar chahne se mohabbat nhi hoti ,


kisi ko pane ki khwahish rakhne se m

True Friends

True friends are hard to find

But I knew you were the one

You're always so kind

My Special Friend For You

God blessed me one sunny day.

He sent me an angel from so far away

To love and he

Sare dosto ko samarpit

अगर बिकी तेरी दोस्ती… तो पहले खरीद

MUSHKILEN ZARUR HAI

मुश्किलें जरुर है, मगर ठहरा नही हूं म

DIL AAKHIR KYUN ROTA HAI .

YEH JO GEHRE SANNATE HAIN,

WAQT NE SABKO HI BAANTE HAIN

THODA GHUM HAI SABKA KISS

tiranga fehrate hai shaan se

 

 

आज तिरंगा फहराता है अपनी

You Love Me

Insecurity, when you walk in the room.

Curiosity, when you stare me down.

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