Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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zindgi hi ti hai

ज़िन्दगी ही तो है थोड़ा और सीखा देगी 

If Not For You

If not for you, I wouldn’t know

What true love meant.

I’d never feel

Laughter Is A Gift

Laughter is a gift

It doesn't mean your fit

But it will soften any tension

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desh bhakti

देश लूटने की खातिर पग-पग पर दुश्मन बै

ESA DIN NA AY TUMHARE BAGAIR REHNE KA

इश्क़ किया है तुमसे तुम्हारी इबादत की

yahi sahi waqt hai

yahi sahi waqt hai, deshbhaton ke jagne kaa

desh ke liy iske jine-marne kaa

yahi

TIMES OF GRIEF
A day it came, a day it went
Pain and cry, all left in grief
Scar it made, it hides behind

hum unko paa na sake

Aansuon Ke Saagar Me Dil Ko Doobote hue,

Tamaam Raaten Guzar Di Rote hue

Mazak Ka

24th year
Merely a boy 24 years old,
Mysteries of life, stories untold.

24 summers made me grow,

NAZAR SE DEKHA

 

अंगारों भरी नजर से देखा नौजवान

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