Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

Other poetry

The Glass Eye

The joke was very funny

She laughed a lot of tears

When suddenly her eye fell out

Here For You My Friend

The past you cannot forget or undo

The future is all we can look forward to.

&nbs

KOI DEEWANA THA

Koi Deewana Kehta HaiKoi deewana kehta hai,koi paaga

samajhta hai

magar dharti ki

KHAYALO ME SIRF TUM HO

आज रात फिर ख़यालो में तुम हो,

आज फिर �

Real Friendship

you have been my friend for a very long time

I asked you to bend and you made a rhyme

Brown Eyes

I've always used words to describe him

In my mind.

I guess that's why I've found

Best Buddies Forever

God Sent Me You At A Moment In My Life

When He Knew I Needed A Companion

Only He

Foreseeable Truth

I live in most, if not all, children.

Many teenagers neglect me, and usually, all adults

Tomorrow's Unrevealed Blessings

Never judge the situation by the appearance

But by the Creator, who has your best interes

badi badi desh ki bate

alag alag galiyon ko kon ginta hai 

saath khade ho rehne wale, desh tabhiu banta hai