Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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The Horse Ride

Taking a romantic ride today,

We sat upon the wagon.

Suddenly the horse lifted hi

maa sine se laga dil ko rahat de

हम सबको अकेला तू क्यों छोड़ गयी

अपन

HAMARE DIL KE PAAS

Aakhir tum kyu itne dil k paas ho,

Koi to vajah jarur hai, jo tum itne khas ho.

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This Is Your Time

This is your time

to no longer be who you were,

to rise from the embers,

KHET KE PAAR

तनाव से झुर्रियां पड़ी कोरों की दरार

Everything About You

 

Your dove like eyes,

Has me hypnotized.

Your sweet smile,

Kataar lagaye baithe hai..

Is duniya me agar kuch karna hai,

Apni marzi ki karna tu.

Ho safal agar to baat h

apne daman mein chupa loon tujhko

Mein apne daman mein chupa loon tujhko.

Dil karta hai apna bana loon tujhko.

Marr

doston dekho insaan kahan se kahan ja raha hai

अपने दोस्त को जो उधार दे वो मूर्ख कहल

If Not For You

If not for you, I wouldn’t know

What true love meant.

I’d never feel

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