Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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Love And Hugs

A bunch of flowers,

A homemade cake,

That special gift,

A birthday steak.

Alone Together

There are gaps and walls between us,

Yet we're close because we care,

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It Feels Like A Lifetime Ago

Feels like a lifetime ago

that I loved like that.

Wanting more

and more a

Friends
We are going to different high schools
I know it will be hard
we were best friends
and now

It Is Gone

The way I used to smile,

and love our favorite song

The way it felt so right

Mysterious Love

As I lay here in the dark by your side,

You bring me great love, and I feel great pride.<

MAN SE SWIKAR

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MERE DIL KA CHAMAN

वो मेरी भारत माँ, मेरा प्यारा वतन।

Our Love Is So Amazing

My love for you is like the raging sea,

So powerful and deep it will forever be.

Getting everything else done.

Go into this week

with the attitude that

your peace,

your health of mind,

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