Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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pyar mat karna

दुनिया में किसी से कभी प्यार मत करना

BHAWNA KA SVATANTRA GYAAN HAI

तीन-चार फूल है,

आस-पास धूल है,

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AAJ AAYI HO TO

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Aate hai farishtey bankar

Aate hai farishtey bankar,

Rehte hai har waqt haath thamkar,

Milta Hai anmol dost

TIRANGA JISKI YAAD KE LIY

जिनकी दृढ़ता से उन्नत है आज हिमालय

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Befikri ho chali

बेफिक्र हो चली थी ज्योंही तुम्हारा क�

Time Increase Love

Time is like the wind,

Slow and smooth.

Time can change swiftly,

Fast and

She Is The Best

Her nature is the best.

Her smile has life.

Her eyes are full of love.

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KHAYALO ME SIRF TUM HO

आज रात फिर ख़यालो में तुम हो,

आज फिर �

Hum bhi mohabbat karte the

Jab tere shahar mein raha karte the,

Hum bhi chup chap jiya karte the,

Aankhon me