Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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ab dost bahut yaad ate hai

मैं यादों का पिटारा खोलू तो, कुछ दोस्

You Are The Life To Me

When I am hurt

And broken apart,

When I have no purpose in life,

You tell

Navigation To Nowhere

 

Maps are complicated

if you aren’t familiar with the place.

BAS EK BAAT MAAN LO

Iss khoobsurat jindagi ki talash,

barso se thi hume

uperwaale ne dikha hi diya

Special True Friend

It has meant so much

Having you as a friend.

You will always be a part of me

Dil ki diwar

Dil ki es diwar par tera naam likhta hoon

Hansa tha jo tune muje dekh pyar se

Un

Just For Today

 Just for today,

 Can we forget about race,

 Colour, religion

Losing Touch

 

 It was about friendship

Changing perceptions, losing touch

M

Me
Can't you see
The pain in my eyes?
But this is me
And my life.
If you hold me close
Y

Soul Mates?

Whatever happened to us when did we end?

How long ago did I consider you a friend?

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