Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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HUM HINDUSTANI HAI

De Salaami Iss Tirange Ko,

Jis Se Teri Shaan Hai,

Sar Hamesha Uncha Rakhna Iska,<

HOTON PE SACHAI REHTI HI

होठों पे सच्चाई रहती है, जहां दिल में �

HAR NAZAARA RANGIN HO JATA HAI

Jab tu banke humsafar mera sath deta hai,

Har mushkil safar asaan ho jata hain.

&

Tinkle little Car

Tinkle, Tinkle little car

How I wonder what you are.

 

Leaking oil e

Mujhe awaz De Dena

Mujhe awaz De Dena

-hume Kabhi icecream lao to,

.Kabhi Murghi achhi pakao .to,

hume akele chodne ka irada kun

दोस्ती का वादा किया था।,साथ निभाने का

shahido ke naam

मज़हब जुदा सही वतन तो एक है, है फूल रंग

Messy Room

Whosever room this is should be ashamed!

His underwear is hanging on the lamp.

Hi

To My Kindred Spirit

We share secrets, we laugh and even cry,

We have so much in common,

Concern

I Always Love You..

I love your eyes and your soft sighs.

I love your inner beauty, too.

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