Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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You're the best thing to happen to me,

So let our love fly free.

You're my dream

So Much For My First Love

I've loved you since I met you,

Though there's nothing I can do.

You've hurt my f

Brown Eyes

I've always used words to describe him

In my mind.

I guess that's why I've found

still hold the most space in our hearts.

And then I realized

that to be

more alive

I had to

be less

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Missed Birthday

I'm so sorry I missed your birthday.

A special day, I know it's true.

But birthda

WO YAAD ATE HAI DIL MEIN

Woh yaad aaye bhulate bhulate,

dil ke zakham ubhar aaye chhupate chhupate,

sikhay

If Alok Nath was in Dhoom3

What if Alok Nath was in Dhoom 3:
Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor
Sans

The Mirror

My mirror is broken, or at least it seems to be,

for today I discovered an old man starin

kese bachayga prem pettr

 kitaab se le jayga prempattr

gidad  use pahad par noch noch khayga

&nb

Don't Neglect Your Love

Love is like a bicycle

Left out in the storm

If it's not protected

Rust b