Birthday Rules


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

74 Like 22 Dislike
Previous poetry Next poetry
Other poetry

Love Is So Amazing

My love for you is like the raging sea,

So powerful and deep it will forever be.

Hope Is In The Seasons

Hope is in the springtime,

When the first bird of the year chirps.

When the first

Nothing Left To Say

I've got nothing left to say.

It's like the words ran away.

 

And I'

ULJHE SAWAL

Kuch Uljhe Sawalo Se Darta Hai Dil,

Jane Kyun Tanhai Mein Bikharta Hai Dil,

Kisi

AANKHE JAGA NAHI KARTI

चूड़ियों के बीच तेरी गुस्से भरी आवाज

tum hame mile

Kabhi to waqt thaira hoga jo tum mile

Kya muhabbat ki os giri hogi jo tum mile

Ya

Love's Arrow

Overwhelming and revealing

this amazing feeling,

this ache I crave, this desire,<

I'll Never Forget

I can't tell you how much my heart hurts every day.

It's full of anger, pain, and regrets

TU SAFAR HAI MERA

Tera safar mera safar,

Tu kitab khubsurat hai, humsafar,

Mujh par daal tu ek naza

Lonely Nights

Set forth towards the light

For it will be a lonely night

As long as I live

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share your poetry.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash