Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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HUM HINDUSTANI HAI

De Salaami Iss Tirange Ko,

Jis Se Teri Shaan Hai,

Sar Hamesha Uncha Rakhna Iska,<

Take Me To The Center Of Your Soul

 

Take Me to the center of your soul

show me where you hide

lead me

Just Look Into My Eyes

Look into my eyes.

Tell me what you see.

It won't be happy.

It won't be p

The One....

You're the one for me

'cause you were made just for me.

Now I'm standing in front

Sweet Birthday To You My Love

A wish for lots of birthday fun

To last until the day is done.

Hoping that all yo

Welcome 2015

Sabke Dilon main ho
sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laaye
Khushiyon ka Tyohar

Once A Year Is Not Enough

Once a year is not enough.

I need every day

To tell you, special Love,

Al

Friendship, Love And Games

You came into my life so quick

A beautiful friendship happened in a wink

My feeli

Losing The Best Part Of Me

I'm no longer whole

And sadly neither is he

We've been locked out by pain

How And When

We are often greatly bothered

By two fussy little men,

Who sometimes block our pa