Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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Nobody's Perfect, Right?

I messed up today, not something I wanted to do.

I ruined a relationship by going off on

me fariyad karta hun

मैं लिखता हूँ,

कागज और कलम से प्यार

When I Was One-and-Twenty
When I was one-and-twenty
I heard a wise man say,
‘Give crowns and pounds and guineas

KUCH PAL SAATH CHALEN

Kuchh pal saath chale to jaanaa,

Rastaa hai jaanaa pehchanaa.

 

Saan

My Credo Of Life

Let me live within the moment.

Let me feel all that I can.

Let me cherish life fo

kya hai zindgi

 

bante bigadte halato kaa 

hisaab hai zindgi 

har roz

UJADI ZINDAGI

Tera meri iss ujadi zindagi main aana,

Kaash koi shabd bayaan kar paate.

Par kya

hamari dosti kya hai

Tum chalo dagar pe,

Insan ki dagar par batcho ke,

Yr desh hai tumhara neta to tum ho kal ke,

Duniyan

Kuch Yaaden Dosti Ke Lamho Ki

 

 

Kuch yaadein hain un lamho ki,

 

jin lamho me