Birthday Rules
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
admin
Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty.
Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss.
Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed.
If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear.
If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.
-Bruce Lansky
74
22
Other poetry
No More Sadness
It's done and it's over
I'm through with misery
No more sadness
No more y
Don't Give Up
We wait for what we long for
We long for what we need
Impatience and Anxiety
Give root to e
Never Forget
The hate that I feel inside for you
For all the crappy things you have put them through
Duniya bhi dekhi aur duniyadari bhi... dekhi maine hoti gaddaari bhi...
Duniya bhi dekhi aur duniyadari bhi dekhi...
dil par maine chalti hui dildaari bhi dekhi...
Something Like A Memory
Raindrops on window panes
Stars at night that are just airplanes
Sparks of light
I am Not Angry
I’m Not Angry Because We Broke Up,
I’m Sad Because I Can’t Let You Go..
kismat ki baat hai
Kismat kismat ki baat hai
Jab se mila hu tujhse,
Tu mere sath hai
Kismat
Zindgi Tere Naam
phir aaj koi gazal tere naam na ho jaye
kahin likhte likhte shaam na ho ja
CHAND CHANDNI KO CHAHTA HAI
Chand Chandni ko chahta hai jis kadar,
Us kadar chahu main tujhe ish kadar ,
Meri
SUB KHATRE ME
ना मुसलमान खतरे में है, ना हिन्दू खतर