Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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JO BHARA NAHI HAI BHAVO SE

जो भरा नहीं है भावों से

बहती जिसमे�

A Minute
Every one young or old
Needs someone to listen
As their stories are told

The difference

SANSAR CHALAY BETHE HAIN

क्या बात करूँ मैं लोगो की

सब आप बता

Lessons For Living

I see you looking at your children,

Wondering what their lives will be.

If you ve

mera tiranga rehne do

khub behti he ,

aman ki ganga behne do...

mat felao desh me danga rehne do....

Lessons Taught

Sit up straight, speak with grace

Be a lady, fashionably late.

Always walk tall,

Get Out of Bed!
"Get out of bed, you silly fool!
Get up right now, it’s time for school.
If you don’t

WO MANZAR BHI AAYENGE

रख हौसला वो मंजर भी आयेगा,

प्यासे क

Look Inside Of Me

I'm happy when you look at me.

A smile is what you see,

But what would you get

I Will Always Be There For You

I will always be there for you,

I am your little friend.

I will always be in love