Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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The touch of your hand,

The smell of your hair,

The naughtiness in your smile,

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You may see me struggle,

but you won't see me fall.

Regardless if I'm weak or not

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As I sit in my corner and think about your lies,

I have nothing else to do but break down

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A mistake is a valuable teacher

with a lesson you can use for life.

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Let's run away.

I don't care where.

It doesn't matter,

As long as you're

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If my world were made of chocolate,

I know what I would do.

I'd make a chocolate

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