Birthday Rules

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Don’t invite your friends who haven’t learned to use the potty.
Changing diapers, certainly, will drive your mother dotty. Don’t complain when Grandpa Gus gives you a birthday kiss.
If you’re bothered by his beard, just dodge so he will miss. Don’t spill cake and ice cream on your sister’s brand-new dress.
Do not start a food fight; you will have to clean the mess.
Don’t try to pin the donkey tail on your fat uncle Fred.
Don’t ask Auntie Jane’s new boyfriend when they plan to wed. If you get a gift you hate, remember not to swear.
Do not cry when Grandma gives you purple underwear. If you follow all these rules, your birthday fun will double.
And if you disobey them, you will be in lots of trouble.

-Bruce Lansky

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You used me.

I thought you were the key,

But the truth is that you used me,

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Life's too short to be wasted.

It passes just once, so make the most out of it.

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I would live in your love as the sea-grasses live in the sea,
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but I prefer to sit at home

you can buy me chocolate

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"Not where the musk of happiness blows,

Not where darkness and fears never

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Didn't want a battle,

Yet you declared war,

Each knock you gave me made me strong

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I let you talk to me