Caveman Birthday
Why didn’t the caveman send birthday cards?
– The stamps kept falling off his rocks!
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Funny jokes yo momma
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-
Yo momma in ungly contest
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma new jokes
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
AGAR CHAL BHI JAYE TO KYA HAI
Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Login Pyaasi
Excel Mein Uljhan, Winword Mein Udaasi
Yeh Office Hai
YEH ROVIEW AGAR HO BHI JAYE TO KYA
eh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya,
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Cursors Ki Duniya
Yeh De
Fool Mera Message Padh Raha Hai
गुलाब का फूल बाग में खिल रहा है
कमल
Tum Kisi Bhoot Se Kam Nahi
एक हवा का झोका-सा आया
तो लगा जैसे के
BOLE SUBHASH JI
दमकी उनकी रक्तिम काया!
आजानु-बाहु ऊँच
BALIDAAN TUMHEN KARNA HOGA
वह खून कहो किस मतलब का
जिसमें उबाल का न
1st april ko propose karna
दोस्तों लड़कियों के पीछे भागना एक भूल ह
BHULE MAANAS KO DILATE NETA
गली गली में बजते देखे आज़ादी के गीत रे |
MAALUM KYA KISI KO
उतरा तेरे किनारे जब कारवां हमारा ॥
मज
Wife is Alcoholic
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
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“Oh is she an alcoholic?”
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Man Falls Down from mountain
On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?&rdquo
TERI RAAHON MEIN
Koi Punjab se, koi Maharashtra se
Koi U. P. se hai, koi Bengal se
Koi Punjab se, koi Maharashtra s
AYE WATAN AYE WATAN
Jalte bhi gaye, kehte bhi gaye
Aazadi ke parwaane
Jeena to usi ka jeena hai
Jo marna watan pe jaa
Doctor found new drug for sleep
Doctor: “I’ve found a great new drug that can help you with your sleepin
Beti Ne Lamp Jala Diya
मां ने रानी से कहा - बेटी ! लैंप जला दो |
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Bacha- Aap Bilkul Akbar Ki tarah likhte ho
एक बच्चे ने कहा - मैंने आपकी लिखी पु