EK SAINIK NE KYA KHUB KAHA HAI
Ek Sainik Ne Kya Khoob Kaha Hai... Kisi Gajare Ki Khushbu Ko Mehakta Chhod Aaya Hu, Meri Nanhi Si

Pitjaji Dulha Aur Dulhan Aapas Me hath Kyu Mila rahe
किसी शादी में पंडित जी ने दूल्हे का हा�

EKTHALIME KHANA KHAY
Main Muslim Hoon, Tu Hindu Hai, Hain Dono Insaan, Laa Main Teri Geeta Parh Lun, Tu Parh Le Quraan,

HUM HINDUSTANI HAI
De Salaami Iss Tirange Ko, Jis Se Teri Shaan Hai, Sar Hamesha Uncha Rakhna Iska, Jab Tak Tujh Mei

TIRANGE KO APNE DIL ME BASAYE RAKHNA
Bas Yeh Baat Hawaao Ko Bataye Rakhna,
Shark Favorite most two words
  What are a shark’s two most favorite words? - Man overboard!

HUM EK NAYA SAMAJ BANAY
भारत माँ के वीर सपूतों के बलिदानों को �

aisa bharatvarsh banayein
Bhookh, Garibi Aur Laachari Ko, Iss Dharti Se Chalo Aaj Mitaayein. Bharat Ke Bharatvasiyo Ko, Usk

Fashion Advisor Dog
  My dog is an awesome fashion adviser. Every time I ask him what I look like in my clothes,

A Depresso
  What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee? - A depre

MANZIL PHIR SE BANA
Honsala Toot raha ho agar jeevan me… maayusi ne agar daaman thaam liya… Tod majaboor

Student- Cow Gives Only Homework
  Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now

DUA SAPNO KI LAGA
Shaam tak jhoojh, sab bhool ke paseena baha… Thak bhi Raha hai to Maa ka maayus chahera aank

KHUD KO KABIL BANA
khud ko kaabil bana manjil ko apana bana… Thak bhi gaya to 1-2 daud phir bhi laga… G

New Funny Joke Of The Day
  I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store. When I got there, the guy was locking the

Would you like to be my sun
  Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?     Her: Awww... Yes!!!   &

ladki- karo karo me bhi kisi or se pyar karti hu
लड़का - तुमसे कुछ कहना था, कहूं?    लड

Velle log....
  एक दोस्त दूसरे दोस्त से...   बुलेट �

Pappu ka Dost
पप्पू अपने एक दोस्त से कह रहा था... हम उस

jackie uncle has got new tiger
    Tiger Shroff? Jackie uncle has got a new tiger cub & he has given it his surname