LOGO KE PAAS PAISA BAHUT HAI
Saleeke se nahi chalati Zindagi, aajkal daud bahut hai…
Aise hi nahi milati manjil, aajkal b
Why rishikesh was named
Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?
Alia Bhatt: Yes, because Rishi Kap
Sonia Found bride for her son
At last Sonia Gandhi found the ideal bride for her son.
Alia Bhatt.
Girl- tell me about salmaan khan
Boy: I am not handsome like Salman Khan,
I don’t even have body like Salman Khan.
But I real
ZINDGI KYA EK KITAAB HAI
क्या जिंदगी सच में किताब है
कोई कहत
Mahesh Bhatt- Seema Par Golibari Ho rahi hai
Mahesh Bhat: Seema Par Pakistan Fauj Golibaari Kar Rahi hai, Halaat Bahut Kharab Hain.
Alia
JEE LE APNI ZINDAGI
सच तो है ये जिंदगी कुछ लम्हात
एहसासों
Rakhi Sawant Goes to insurance Office
Once Rakhi goes to Insurance Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Insurance Agent
KYA HAI ZINDGI
शून्य में निहारते आसमान को देख कर भूल
KAHIN YE MERI ZINDAGI TO NAHI
इन अंधेरों में मुझे एक रौशनी सी दिखती
Finding Nemo
When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have
BAS EK BAAT MAAN LO
Iss khoobsurat jindagi ki talash,
barso se thi hume
uperwaale ne dikha hi diya
kya chij hai ye ji
I was in the restroom
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
EK ITIHAAS BAN JATE HAI
मोम की मानिंद, कैसे पिघल-पिघल जाते हैं,
YADGARI KE LAMHE
जिंदगी के बहुमूल्य पल बन जाते हैं, लम्
The principal is so dumb
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the prin
karne lage hai hum khud se pyar
Zindagi ne, is kaddar, kiya hai, bas vaar
Bina koi, churee, ya koi, talwaar
Santa- hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa:
Banta- Dost ko musibat me nahi chhodunga
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt
Santa ko Kaatne Ki Dhamki
Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
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