Macchar marney se shikari nahi bn jaoge or...
Arz kiya hai..
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Macchar marney se shikari nahi ban jaoge..
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Girl failed in english exam ? but she thinks its unpossible
Boy :- I heared you failed in english ?
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Teacher wears sun glasses ... but why ... ?
During My School Days My Teacher Always
Used To Wear Sun Glasses,

Samajdar wife
Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh
Se Jal Gayi.!!



Husband: Mere Paas Wai

If Bill gates stops his business then ...
If BILL GATES stops his Business &
starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day,

Mahek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hogi...
Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti.
Botal ke satah ho

jaan de sakta h per daru nhi chor sakta
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
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1 ladka 1 ladki ke

Sending student out of the class isn't a punishment.
One of the best misconception in school/college life:
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Jabardast Joke...
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.

Beta : Papa

Ghalib Vs. Santa
GHALIB:
Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega. Santa

Stupid Science
SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..


Par Science ko ye nah

Cow and cats both are sisters ^_^
Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise? Jyada mat socho.
I'

Battameez chuha
Ek "CHUHA" THA ?
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Boss Vs. Employee
Boss : kaha Gaye the ? Employee : Baal katwane Boss : office hours me ? Employee : Baal badhe bhi

Sanskaari aloknath
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket.
Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta !
Bahu : Budd

2 Pagalo ki kahani
Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai Doctor ne usse office bulaya or kaha Tum ne us pagal ko pani k

Baap pe hua charas ka asar
Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena, .
. warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai

Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat
Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere
pass sab de de mujhe jaldi


Bud

Result mai ye kya ho gya ^_^
During exam:
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Yeh bhi ho gaya
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Ye bhi ho gaya
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Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha



Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"b