Santa ki aakhri khvaish...
Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa : Biwi Se
Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi
Sa

Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...
Gandhi : Hinsa achi baatnhi, use chor do...
Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do...

Gf ek boyfriend anek...
Gf : Jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge


Bf : Abhi 15 min pehl

Dupatta was invented in india so that...
Dupatta was invented in India, so that
women can cover their face and avoid detection by

Teacher Shocked... Pappu Rocked...
Sir : Akbar kaun tha ??

Pappu : Pata nahin..

SIR : Padhai ki taraf dhyan d

Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^
Father : What's the name of our PM ?
Son : We don't have PM in our Country.

Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha Banta: to fir kya hua?
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Ladki ki baate sunkar shopkeeper hua behosh...
Ladki ne new laptop liya.... Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
ye lapy b

Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to
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Aaj kal ke bachhe...
Flight me Pilot ne announce kia : 'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain. Fir wo mic band karna b

Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or
kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya 1 Admi ne poucha : o paaji,K

Maa da laadla
Papa : Whom u like more mama or papa? Kid : Both Papa : No tell me 1? Kid : Both Papa : If i go

3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di...

I Miss You, I Mr. You ^_^
Santa got an sms from his Girlfriend written as "I Miss You" Santa ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante

5'6" jiski height ho...
5'6" jiski height ho,
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Chehra jiska bright ho,
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Weight mei

Tune phle batting kr li, ab bollowing nhi milegi...
We can never have
All-rounders like Jacques Kallis in India,


because ???<

If Alok Nath was in Dhoom3
What if Alok Nath was in Dhoom 3:
Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor
Sanskar

Alok Naths request to Mark Zuckerberg
Alok Nath meets Mark Zuckerberg
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and Requests

Alok Nath's CV
ATTENTION !!!!!
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Santa ne uthai sir pe kutubminar...
Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sir pe rakh k mumbai le
jayega"... Sa