Kala Bulb ^_^
Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb
Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka K

Never loose hope ... DAYA is still an Inspector ^_^
Dont loose hope if you aren't getting Promotion in Office. Remember...
Pradyumann is still

Reebok company ka iphone6 ^_^
Boy-Dekho Maine Naya iPhone 6 Kharida Hai.. Girl- Konsi Company Ka Hai.. Boy-Ja Behen Tu Ghar Ja

21 ki hui to hui shadi...
Santa ki Maa : 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi. Press reporter : Fir aapne kya kiya ? San

Engineer ka affair ^_^
Ek Shadi Shuda Engineer. Aur ek kuwari ladki ka
affair chal rha tha..


Ek d

Husband wife ki godi me......
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, 
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? 
Husb

Phle ghar jate Parle-g khate the or ab...
hamare bigadne ka kya alam bataye galib
pehle ghar jate waqt " Parle-g" khate huye jate

What is girlfriend ?
What is a girl friend...?
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College assignment... Aisa hi design bna de ^_^
In College life -
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time -
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??    

Stunned man... tell names of his all gf's ^_^
A Lady on telephone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..

Atalji ne aisa kya kiya tha ki unhe Bharat Rantan diya jayega ? ^_^
Aaj subah Atalji ke Bharat Ratn ki khabar par wife ne poocha ki inhone aisa kya kiya tha?
Me

What boys do at railway station ^_^
Things we do at railway station
when train is late
GIRLS:
1. sit and wait .

Jaha maut h aapki firak mai .... kuch din to gujariye....
Tourism is the next big thing.
All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the tag

Example of self insult
Boss (In Angry mood): Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??     Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi

Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!
Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k,
mera mahbub kya kar raha hai,

To

Papa All Izz Well !!! ^_^
All Iz Well Remix - Jab Question Paper Ho Out Of Control

Answer Sheet Ko Karke Fold

I uses Agarbatti to study ^_^
Dr. Ambedkar Just Used Lamp To Study. Kalaam Used Candle To Study. Bush Studied In Streetlight. B

2 Fast networks ... Email and female ^_^
Duniya mai 2 network sabse fast hai...

  1. Email .
  2. Female.

Dangerous Dosti...
I came home late today, and dad asked: "Where have u been?"

I replied: "i was at my

B Tech graduate Choukidar ...
Ek Stdnt Ne Engineering Ka Form Bharte Hue Pas
Khade Chokidar Se Pucha : Kesa H College??